Snake

[laughs]

And the coolest thing about it was it had Snake.

[laughs]

It didn't have a camera or anything.

Absolutely not.

It had Snake, and it had, get this, my first year of having a mobile phone, Mom and Dad were like, "We're giving you this in grade seven because you are catching the bus to school.

There is absolutely no reason for you to be using this outside of safety.

You're gonna need to make $50 credit last the entire year."

There doesn't seem to be any way of claiming that £5,000 or any mention of that incentive in the app itself.

It's obviously incredibly grim and insensitive and... disgusting and it appears to be made in Claude or something similar because the UI of the whole app is very similar to some of the hobbyist apps and games that have been popping up on the app stores since things like Claude came to prominence and of course it follows on from the Trump MAGA games that appeared on the White House website which took popular mobile games like Snake and Flappy Bird and gave them far right themes.

I guess Reform went one step further in that they got their app through app review on iOS and on Android and the game is now freely available on app stores.

At the time of writing the game had 6,000 players on its leaderboard.

It had no games.

I had friends in Belfast who had Nokias with that game Snake.

Do you remember Snake? Nah, Snake is an

OG game.

Snake was, that was a brilliant game.

And you

didn't need money for that.

Are there no benefits to social media? And also, I'm thinking about how our generation who didn't grow up on social media...

I enjoy

playing Snake.

I didn't even go to the site because I refused to give.

I

was

happy.

But I did play Snake for a little while.

I caught a lot of immigrants.

This is some of the most Reddit occupied government stuff we've, we've ever seen.

Uh, these games are really just bad copies, like bad, bad copies, of other games, like Flappy Bird, Snake, T- and Tetris, with a fascist coat of low-quality pixel art.

Yeah.

Wow.

... are doing the same thing.

Yeah.

So while this failed Tetris clone displays the kind of garbage quality of their incompetent troll the libs provocation, the ripoff of the arcade game Snake openly demonstrates their racist cruelty, even more so than the Tetris one, frankly.

In Rio Run, you play as a pixelized version of Tom Homan patrolling along the Rio Grande, rounding up immigrants who have crossed the river-

Might have been brand new, but it was about $100.

And it had Snake as the game, and that was the only thing you needed on the phone at that stage.

It could call, it could text, and it could play Snake.

And then Snake 2 came along, and the walls of the screen disappeared, so you could go through the wall, and everyone thought, wow.

Feels like a long time ago, but that was a $100 device.

What happened to the BlackBerry as well? That's long gone.