Smashburger

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Is that at Smashburger?

No, Smashburger wouldn't do that.

Somebody had the Juicy Lucy.

That seems like too much work.

They're

also the originator of the motherfucking Smashburger.

So if you eat anywhere that has a fucking Smashburger, that's starting in Denver, Colorado by a man named Jim.

Damn.

Smashing Jim.

Number one is the proximity, and number two, of course, is the cultural reality of the time, which is that the masjid existed and the salah existed, and when the salah was in time, everything else in society shut down.

So have you guys been for Umrah to Mecca, Medina? What happens if you're in line for a Smashburger and the adhan goes off? You're not gonna get a Smashburger, right? And sometimes these guys, they don't wanna work, they shut it down like 45 minutes early.

They're like, "Ah, Lord." I'm like, "It's 10:30." Like, first of all, don't ask why I want a Smashburger at 10:30, right? It's Umrah, there's no rules, okay? But why are you closing so early? Because they know that when the adhan comes on, it's customary what? Shut the shops.

Everyone's gotta go pray.

So this hadith, it's an extension of that, which is that when it's time to pray, right, nothing else that you're doing, especially in a society that is Muslim, nothing else that you're doing should be occupying your time, your mind, your, what, your energy, except make your way to the masjid, okay? Now, in Muslim countries, there's a lot easier applications of this hadith.

Fresh Market Plaza.

Yes, where Smashburger used to be.

I'm excited about that.

And I think

I don't know

Smosh, Smash Burgers?

I just, I just, I just heard they needed an emergency run on Sunday, my sources told me.

So you know what you're gonna have to do? You're working Toronto-Montreal there next Tuesday, right?

Make your

own Smashburger spot and then just sell out to Shake Shack.

Exactly.

But no, we didn't really do much.

Food's always good at the game, right? Well, a group that runs one of the concessions at Section 121 called Tender Lovin' Chick, they used to have a superb chicken sandwich with fries.

This year, they're adding a Smashburger.

The burger is available at Section 121 under the name Smash or Pass.

If you don't like it, pass it.