Slushy

... just like clockwork.

And even if you don't own one, you've almost definitely seen a SharkNinja product, right? So its Slushie Machine generated 500 million social impressions in 2024.

That's a lot of impressions.

That's a lot of money, that's-

Uh, what you drinking over there?

Um, I'm doing a Pepsi Slush.

It's a little late to be getting into the Slush, but, oh, fuck it.

I have a water.

My grandmother actually freezes her cartons of milk, like intentionally, so then you have this, like, bizarre milk slushie.

slushie.My brother really likes it, but I...

It's really weird and cereal.

It's like-

But again, back to how long could one Slurpee sit in said machine spinning? Can it go for days? Or do we have to use it within like a day or two? Yeah.

Because if we have to use it for a day or two, we might as well just get the Ninja Slushie.

Yeah, which I have.

Do you? Yeah.

Well, I don't know if it's the Slushie.

Well, I think it is.

Well, they have a Ninja Slushie one.

Oh, sorry.

Yeah.

If I have a little toot on a fucking strawberry iced Slushee every now and then-

Yes

... who gives a shit?

[laughs]

I don't wanna gulp, uh, God forbid, soda or a fro- or what do they call it? Slushie or whatever.

Brain freeze.

No. Oh, my God.

That's sick.

Slushies are so good.

Beer slushies are underrated-

Yeah