Slug

Did I give the slug a name? God, I don't remember.

I think I

just named him Slug.

Did you write it down, Bin? That's a

good question.

Sometimes I make a bit just for me and then I say it out loud.

Either way.

I think I just called him Slug.

If you've ever seen The Hangover, you know how that works.

But my guy Slug, who has been a loyal member of the Malheur Militia and a friend of the show for many, many years, the man who helps put together these Malheur meet and greets in Vegas.

So my guy Slug has been telling me for years that I needed to visit his restaurant.

Now, I'm not going to name the restaurant, you know, Tales from the Naked City.

I'm not going to even name the hotel the restaurant is at.

We'll just call it Slug's Secret Steak Emporium.

Now, Slug would say, you got to come in, Maller.

The food's amazing.

So it's another challenge.

It also, by the way, as we plant this winter canola, Slugs are a big issue with winter canola.

I worry about it being wet, how much more damage they might do.

Matt saying, Peter, I got my canola planted, but slugs, if they wipe us out, what about spraying 28% on the soil surface with the stickiness of the 28%, you know, 10 gallons per acre, get my nitrogen on in that.

Uh, but don't forget, slugs be like big, fat snails.

So with her Frenchy food, I'm thinking Liz might be the one.

one.Slugs are a far cry from escargot.

Uh, well, perhaps I can clear things up.

You see, as a mountain goat, I tend to eat a lot of grass and sometimes have a tendency to dig too deeply and eat some of the roots, or an occasional pebble, and of course, uh, living organisms who make their homes in that environment.

RVD tries to fend him off.

Slugs away.

Balls fires back toward ringside until RVD hangs him across the railing, pelts him with a guillotine.

Back of the ring, Balls is recovering, sets up a-

And a reminder, the greatest gathering, the greatest gathering of Maller Militia nocturnal oddballs taking place this weekend on Saturday, Saturday, Saturday in Vegas.

Our buddy Slug hosting us, the Maller meet and greets, August 29th, this Saturday, 3:00 to 5:00.

We'll be there longer than that.

We just say 3:00 to 5:00 in case it's terrible and we want to leave.

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

A giant-sized barbecue pit from Courtesy Flusher.

Uh, Slug said, [laughs] uh, well, uh, as Jerry Jones likes, you know, he loves to find, as an oil man, he likes to find that glory hole, uh, and, uh, circumcise a mosquito and all that stuff.

I want me some glory hole.

I would-

Slugs are gross

Do they do something good or they do something bad?

I don't think they do anything.

You've got a slot today.

Oh, yes, Darren's slug spot.

Darren's slug slot.

Spot.

Slot spot.

Spot.

Spotty slot.

Yeah, Darren's slug spotty slot.