Slipper

I sort of-

Slippers, aren't they?

Yeah.

We've got some, uh, Ecco, Ecco-

Well, he called out

the error that Slipper.

Slipper, man.

The Golden Slipper.

I'm

going to keep drinking,

though.

That Slipper,

I know.

Slipper's the best.

Yeah.

Keep promoting it.

What do you call two banana peels on the floor? I don't

know, what? Slippers.

Slippers, that's great.

I love it.

Thank you, Abigail.

Sleep, sleep, dear child, and take your rest upon your troubled mother's breast, for you can lie without one fear of dreadful danger lurking near, wrapped in soft robes and warmly sleeping you do not hear your mother weeping you do not see the mad waves leaping nor heed the winds their vigils keeping the stars are hid the night is drear the waves beat high the storm is here but You can sleep, my darling child, And know naught of the uproar wild.

at last the morning of the third day came and the chess was tossed upon the sandy shore of a strange island where there were green fields and beyond them a little town a man who happened to be walking near the shore saw it and dragged it far up on the beach then he looked inside and there he saw the beautiful lady and the little boy he helped them out and led them just as they were to his own house where he cared for them very kindly and when zania had told him her story he bade her feel no more fear for they might have a home with him as long as they should choose to stay and he would be a true friend to them both two the magic slippers so dania and her son stayed in the house of the kind man who had saved them from the sea years passed by and perseus grew up to be a tall young man handsome and brave and strong the king of the island when he saw dania was so pleased with her beauty that he wanted her to become his wife but he was a dark cruel man and she did not like him at all so she told him that she would not marry him the king thought that perseus was to blame for this and that if he could find some excuse to send the young man on a far journey he might force dania to have him whether she wished or not one day he called all the young men of his country together and told them that he was soon to be wedded to the queen of a certain land beyond the sea would not each of them bring him a present to be given to her father for in those times it was the rule that when any man was about to be married he must offer costly gifts to the father of the bride what kind of presents do you want said the young men horses he answered for he knew that perseus had no horse Why don't you ask for something worth the having, said Perseus, for he was vexed at the way in which the king was treating him.

Why don't you ask for Medusa's head, for example? medusa's head it shall be cried the king these young men may give me horses but you shall bring me medusa's head i will bring it said perseus and he went away in anger while his young friends laughed at him because of his foolish words what was this medusa's head which he had so rashly promised to bring his mother had often told him about medusa far far away on the very edge of the world there lived three strange monsters sisters called gorgons

This is Matt Rogers from Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.

Both were tall and noble.

The man looked like a prince, and there were wings on his cap and on his feet, and he carried a winged staff, around which two golden serpents were twined.

he asked perseus what was the matter and the young man told him how the king had treated him and all about the rash words which he had spoken then the lady spoke to him very kindly and he noticed that although she was not beautiful she had most wonderful grey eyes and a stern but lovable face and a queenly form and she told him not to fear but to go out boldly in quest of the gorgons for she would help him obtain the terrible head of medusa but i have no ship and how should i go said perseus you shall don my winged slippers said the strange prince and they will bear you over sea and land shall i go north or south or east or west asked perseus i will tell you said the tall lady you must go first to the three grey sisters who live beyond the frozen sea in the far far north they have a secret which nobody knows and you must force them to tell it to you ask them where you shall find the three maidens who guard the golden apples of the west and when they shall have told you turn about and go straight thither the maidens will give you three things without which you can never obtain the terrible head and they will show you how to wing your way across the western ocean to the edge of the world where lies the home of the gorgons Then the man took off his winged slippers and put them on the feet of Perseus, and the woman whispered to him to be off at once and to fear nothing, but be bold and true.

And Perseus knew that she was none other than Athena, the queen of the air, and that her companion was Mercury, the lord of the summer clouds.

The man looked like a prince, and there were wings on his cap and on his feet, and he carried a winged staff, around which two golden serpents were twined.

he asked perseus what was the matter and the young man told him how the king had treated him and all about the rash words which he had spoken then the lady spoke to him very kindly and he noticed that although she was not beautiful she had most wonderful grey eyes and a stern but lovable face and a queenly form and she told him not to fear but to go out boldly in quest of the gorgons for she would help him obtain the terrible head of medusa but i have no ship and how should i go said perseus you shall don my winged slippers said the strange prince and they will bear you over sea and land shall i go north or south or east or west asked perseus i will tell you said the tall lady you must go first to the three grey sisters who live beyond the frozen sea in the far far north they have a secret which nobody knows and you must force them to tell it to you ask them where you shall find the three maidens who guard the golden apples of the west and when they shall have told you turn about and go straight thither the maidens will give you three things without which you can never obtain the terrible head and they will show you how to wing your way across the western ocean to the edge of the world where lies the home of the gorgons Then the man took off his winged slippers and put them on the feet of Perseus, and the woman whispered to him to be off at once and to fear nothing, but be bold and true.

And Perseus knew that she was none other than Athena, the queen of the air, and that her companion was Mercury, the lord of the summer clouds.

But before he could thank them for their kindness, they had vanished in the dusky twilight.

Then he leaped into the air to try the magic slippers.

3.

The Grey Sisters Swifter than an eagle, Perseus flew up towards the sky.

Then he turned and the magic slippers bore him over the sea straight toward the north.

Bodies slammed into bodies.

Slippers disappeared.

Once they escaped the confines of the building, students climbed walls and squeezed through gaps in fencing.

I lost Letha near the dining hall.

Oh, that he shall do most ceremonially.

Duke puts the slipper on Don Quixote.

To look like some new kind of order, and give him good occasion from thenceforth to call himself the Knight of the Order of the Slipper.

That once performed, he's free.

well i see now that wise man was in the right that said valour was a virtue between two vicious extremes cowardice and temerity i am in the snare and i must get out on it as well as i can make laws and keep laws as sancho used to say when his mouth ran over with proverbs And therefore, since tis my fortune, I will travel home with my new order here as patiently as I can.