Sliced bread

So naturally when I hear this, I'm like, what is this list? And where does Kalani Satake rank on this list? Well, I did an AI search and looked it up, and it's courtesy of a site called Roto Grinders.

It reminds me a little bit of, remember when Jimbo Fisher at Florida State's like, And we got a guy named, like, Slice Bread and Bro Bible.

Talk about our NIL, Slice Bread and Bro Bible.

Well, now we can add Roto Grinders to one of the more interesting stories you'll find.

The most handsome college football coaches in 2026.

We see a Last Call superkick by Storm.

Then Alex Shelley comes in with a Sliced Bread.

They get the cover.

They get the win, and Beer Gun retain.

But then a missile dropkick as well.

He hits a tornado DDT to the Monster of Abyss.

It looks like he's gonna go for the sliced bread, but it gets countered into a chokeslam by Abyss.

Kaz hits a hurricanrana.

Which makes a lot of sense to me because I read Death of the Author and I had mixed feelings about it.

And when I looked online, there were people lauding it as the best book since Sliced Bread.

And then there were people saying, I didn't really like it.

So that sort of divisive, you know, some people liked it, some people didn't make sense why it would not win the Hugos, but would win something like Nebula because it is such a literary book.

By this time, an invention was in the works that would make grabbing some toast in the morning even easier.

Pre-sliced bread.

The world's first commercially used automatic bread slicer was invented by Otto Frederick Rodwedder.

Davenport, Iowa.

He built a prototype of his bread slicer in 1912.

Unfortunately, his blueprints and machine were destroyed in a fire in 1917.

From there, he struggled to obtain funding to begin again on his machine, as the idea of pre-sliced bread was not popular among bakers.

Yes, even the invention of pre-sliced bread, which shortly would give us the phrase, the greatest thing since sliced bread, was a hard sell at first, because bakers were worried that the bread would go stale before it could be They also felt the reduction in shelf life of bread would not be popular among customers, even if it was reasonably well packaged, to try and delay the inevitable accelerated staleness as much as possible.

Also

Slice Bread.

Really? Too bad Ethan couldn't hit Operation Page.

Right.

Step forward, step forward, bread-eating citizens.

Has the exhausting chore of moving a knife repeatedly through a loaf of bread at your household brought you to the brink of collapse? Then behold pre-sliced bread.

Wow.

Wow.

Oh.

Wow.

Sliced bread.

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