Sky blue

And this is how it crumbled.

Sky Blue pushed Fuichan into the corner and distracted the ref.

So Julia Hart could spray Fuichan with a mist.

Hart tossed Fuichan into a big rock bottom from Blue and the winner via pinfall in 13 minutes and 5 seconds.

This only ended when Heart and Blue accidentally ran into each other, allowing Fuuchan to make the tag to Kugama, and Hazuki also came in, and they both sent the champions to the floor.

Then Kugama dove off the second turnbuckle while Hazuki came through the ropes for a pair of crossed bodies, taking out all of the Triangle of Madness.

Now, some of the better near falls of the bout included when Kugama hit Julia Heart with a Northern Lights suplex for a near fall, and when Sky Blue went to the top rope, but Hazuki hit her with a rising palm strike, followed by a superplex on Blue, leaving her exposed to Kugama's top rope splash before Fuuchon capped it off with a Shining Wizard and went for the cover, which would have gotten her the win But Hart broke up the pin a beat before the ref's hand hit the mat for three.

Now this match had all of that.

Blue.

If Sky Blue starts, she's bleeding immediately.

Sky

Blue may come from the...

Like... well how do you feel about

remember Sky Blue bleeding like in the first 10 seconds of the match

well that describes about like 20 like 75% of her discography bruh so like oh Sky Blue bleeds real early into a hardcore match like surprise nigga but how do you feel about this crop of ladies this time around I guess can you remind me who's in it again no I actually I actually did it so I hate that you put me on the spot like that I know the bra I know let me just pull up the fucking Wikipedia women's blood and guts I know the brawling birds are in it with Rathlander 2026 please Where's the Wikipedia page? Okay.

So we got Divine Dominion.

This fucking article doesn't show the full fucking list.

Again, CJ, I'm going to have to come to you.

Where, like, how long do you see, like, before Sky Blue bleeds in a match? Like, how many minutes?

Oh, shit.

She might just hit herself in the head on the way to the ring, nigga.

So they might be bleeding already.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Sky Blue is good.

Sky Blue, I like her for doing that, cuh.

Because, yes, as we recently learned, it is going to be Willow, it is going to be Rathalander, and it is going to be the Brawling Birds taking on Divine Dominion, the Triangle of Madness.

Which means last week, when all of a sudden Julia Hart and Sky Blue were helping Megan Bain and Lena Cross, it's just because AEW wanted to do this match.

Once again, you put Sky Blue in a situation where she can go violent, it's going to be the very least interesting matchup.

but I kind of felt like we just needed one extra story point as opposed to, oh, hello there.

We fought at the pay-per-view, but now did you see the docket sheet? We do have to start building to a big old cage match, so we should just be friends again.