Skunk

You may be seated.

Skunk versus squirrel.

We are now in session regarding skunk versus squirrel.

Skunk, you may proceed with your statement.

Thank you, Your Honor.

This squirrel has pelted me in the head with acorns on a number of occasions.

It's a perfectly natural process.

I can't be held responsible for every acorn that happens to fall near someone.

Hound dog.

Skunk.

Coon.

Turd.

told me about magic so yeah yeah yeah

Magic, skunks, vampires, just things like that that you kind of hear about as a kid that are some myths.

Skunks are obviously right in line with that.

But then in high school, so we would joke about that as one of those like family joke kind of things.

Yeah, among my brothers and I. but then in high school we had this like we lived kind of out in the country um and we split a dumpster with my next door neighbors it was like a much a very large metal one um that's the cheapest way to do it but it was kind of like you had to figure out your own plan for like Which waste management company do you want to deal with and stuff? Because one of the big ones is kind of like what's behind the school near me and stuff.

Panda.

Skunk.

Oh, the smelly thing.

You get sprayed by it.

Skunk.

Penguin.

Oh, they walk like this.