Simone Simon

And, uh, now it's time to begin.

Our story is called The Black Art.

[tense music] It's an original tale by Milton Lewis, and our star tonight is that glamorous motion picture star, Simone Simone, who'll play the role of Claudine.

So, uh, gather close and get ready to hear a sweet little tale that'll make you wake up screaming for at least the next two weeks.

You all set? Now, remember, if you don't want your hair to stand on end, get someone to sit on your head.

So does Fred McMurray.

Incidentally, Simone Simone, the new French star, also has her weighty problem, but has shed 10 pounds since coming to Hollywood.

Paul Muni tells me he's anxious to leave pictures and get back to the stage.

Paul, by the way, has a curious habit of lying down on the floor when he's eating or being interviewed Ronald Coleman will do anything to prevent his picture being taken, but is the only male star who doesn't powder his nose for photographic purposes.

I will play the part of the hair director of the school, which was enacted by Herbert Marshall.

Simone Simone's role will be played by Mary Mary.

Pronounced Mary Mary.

And Don Wilson will play the part of the dormitory.

Shamone, Shamone Where is your love? Don't you give me your love.

Don't you give me your Simone, Simone.

Where is your love? Don't you give me your love.

Don't you give me your...

Lesbians and gays.

My friend Kimia Bepornia, she's an actress, too.

Super funny.

You can see her on Abbott.

He was a big playboy and wooed famous women during his missions.

Listen.

Including the French actress Simone Simon.

So he got a baddie.

Women are inclined to drift carelessly into personalities they would like to be, rather than what they really are.

There are women who just know their garbos, while actually, their thoughts and characteristics are much more like Simone Simone, or even at times, like Shirley Temple.

You will never be well-dressed until the clothes you wear are the true reflection of your real self.

That's sound advice, Adrian.

William Powell tells me he's suffering from an inferiority complex and wants to be like Gary Cooper, but don't we all? He'll be suffering from a cold too, unless he changes his habit of walking around the house in his bare feet.

Simone Simone denies that she's practicing to become a singer, but the neighbors will tell you otherwise.

Loretta Young complains there are no eligible young men in Hollywood for escorts and dancing partners.

Her definition of an ideal type of man is David Niven, because he knows how to open a door when a lady leaves the room.

[laughs]

It is a town where Simone Simone doesn't pull down the shades in her apartment, and rents have gone up in that neighborhood.

[laughs]

But don't get me wrong, I love Hollywood.

[laughs]

Seaman? That's Simone, Simone.

[laughs] [applauds]

That's Simone.

Oh, they were seasick.

Yeah, yeah, that's it.

Oh, yes, oh, yes, that was, uh, that was Sing, Sing, Sing, played by Phil, Phil, Phil Harris and his orchestra, and very good.

Thanks, thanks, thanks.

So does Fred McMurray.

Incidentally, Simone Simone, the new French star, also has her weighty problem, but has shed ten pounds since coming to Hollywood.

Paul Muni tells me he's anxious to leave pictures and get back to the stage.

Paul, by the way, has a curious habit of lying down on the floor when he's eating or being interviewed.