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Simon Treloar

Simon Treloar

Canon Simon Treloar is a Catholic priest in the Diocese of Wrexham serving as Priest-in-Charge of Cowes and East Cowes on the Isle of Wight, previously based in Hampshire's New Forest area.

Jul 17, 2026

1:50
Then it happened again, and this time he wasn't the first to find it.
1:58
There was a group of 10 Chinese people, and they were sort of like taking a photograph, selfies as it were.
2:02
And I looked up and thought, "Good gracious me, there's a lamb hanging from the top of the cross." Rather like a lady's fox fur draped over the top of the cross.
2:12
That did cause some of the parishioners a minute of distress.
3:12
[gentle music] There is a coda to Father Simon's story after his comments about sausages hit the news.
3:22
I got to the church, and, and they're balanced along the top of the notice board directly outside the church were 10 cheap sausages.
3:31
He obviously got a bit upset with the fact I'd asked for venison sausages, and I thought, "Well, he obviously didn't listen." You know, they're gonna give me something of quality at least, not cheap ones, for goodness sake.

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