Simon May

Oh, that theme is pure Sunday night, Lee, the sound of the weekend ending and school bags getting packed for Monday.

Simon May wrote it, and it's so smooth it practically comes with its own yacht.

For the younger lot, though, uh, the must-watch was, uh, a Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles, which had started on, uh, BBC One that January.

Uh, over here, they were Hero Turtles, not Ninja Turtles, because of a fuss at the time about ninjas and their weapons.