Simon Barnett
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Oct 29, 2026
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mindset thing.
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I've always said salmonella's a mindset, Simon.
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Salmonella, sick, cramps, diarrhea, fever last a few days.
Lana SearleHOST
Hey, Simon, you're not crass like that.
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on
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now just get it in your boy okay
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Like number
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twos.
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doing it.
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Shall I talk with a lisp? There's a text here from someone who's in Simon.
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Put a
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laugh, talk with a lisp.
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That's
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disgraceful.
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Simon.
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Hey, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? See what I mean? So
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Hi, guys, it's me.
Lana SearleHOST
Simon, you're ruining the flow, dude.
Lana SearleHOST
Oh, again? Again.
Lana SearleHOST
Bring me down, man.
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Wiley Brooks.
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He's a guy from the States who founded the Breatharian Institute of America.
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Now, this guy, turn that music up nice and loud, Simon.
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It tells you everything you need to know about Wiley.
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And
Lana SearleHOST
Simon's bath is taking more water than an AI data centre.
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So, I mean, what can we
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do? I'm going to make a note to myself to measure my bath this weekend and the depth.
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And everything else.
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And why the hell are you bathing with your mother, Stevie? Cost
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11 crisis, Simon.
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You're too old for that.
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Just things that I know won't give me chafe, to your point, Lana.
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Because I went for my last big run last weekend and did a different pair of undies, thanks for asking, Simon, and got home and thought, now something is going on down there.
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So I won't be using those ones again.
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Oh, man, it's terrible.
Lana SearleHOST
And yesterday, I got a ticket.
Lana SearleHOST
Damn, Simon! Why do you never get tickets? How is that possible? I don't know.
Lana SearleHOST
It's all like, a lot of it's all automated now with cameras.
Lana SearleHOST
How are you not getting these tickets? Are they going to your old letterbox?
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I'm not sure I could get excited with that going on in the background
Lana SearleHOST
there.
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That's nature, Simon.
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Yeah.
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Yesterday I got a ticket.
Lana SearleHOST
Damn, Simon! Why do you never get tickets? How is that possible? I don't know.
Lana SearleHOST
It's all like, a lot of it's all automated now with cameras.
BondyPANELIST
How
Lana SearleHOST
I said I would not be trusting anything I'm doing just yet, mate.
SpeedyPANELIST
You shouldn't have said that out loud, Simon, because now we're all going
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to well up to happen.
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We're so going to do that.
Simon BarnettHOST
No, see, Linda, we need to get hold of Linda.
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She says, you're 100% right, Simon.
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I can almost taste off ice just thinking about it.
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Yuck, two years, there is no way.
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Next text, 100% Simon.
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Ice is yuck, old ice.
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Ice.
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Just get to it.
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You've got to hurry up, Simon.
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All right, pot kettle.
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Taking you back to 1918 at the height of the British Empire and the biggest trade partner and everyone who wanted to do business was with the country of India.
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