Simile

Exactly.

Simile and metaphor.

Excellent.

Amazing use of it.

Accordingly, stray hints regarding the true author of the Shakespearean plays may be found in many seventeenth-century volumes.

On page thirty-three, Bacon's cipher number, of the 1609 edition of Robert Cawdrey's Treasury or Storehouse of Similes appears the following significant allusion: Like as men would laugh at a poor man, if having precious garments lent him to act and play the part of some honorable personage upon a stage, when the play were at an end he should keep them as his own, and brag up and down in them.

Repeated references to the word hog and the presence of cryptographic statements on page thirty-three of various contemporary writings demonstrate that the keys to Bacon's ciphers were his own name, words playing upon it, or its numerical equivalent.

Notable examples are the famous statement of Mistress Quickly in The Merry Wives of Windsor, "Hang-hog is Latin for Bacon, I warrant you," the title pages of the Countess of Pembroke's Arcadia and Edmund Spenser's Faerie Queene, and the emblems appearing in the works of Alciatus and Wither.

That's a perfect...

What is that? Simile.

It's a perfect analogy.

I don't have words.

I'm here for it.

Similes metaphor.

I love it.

I love

Make it more like a dating app.

Oh, what did he just do? Simile? He's going all this way without a laugh to get to this simile.

So he hasn't really done the old school premise setup punchline to get a joke yet.

He's getting us straight to the simile.

Losers are hard to quit.

Losers are a lot like cigarettes.

Simile.

Simile.

God.

Mackers and Smackers, The Genie's Deal, Yeetification, Simil.

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Yeah.

doesn't he? Yes.

Good words, Simile.

Do

you think he'll be...