Crazy Aaron's

You shape it, you mold it, whatever you want it to be.

You make him into Silly Putty.

I'm going to turn Dick Tracy backwards.

Yeah, because the image comes off on the silly putty.

And that's where it stays.

And it gets inked.

And now Dick Tracy's a long dick.

Tracy.

Bought it for James.

Remember Silly Putty?

still in production i'm assuming it smells and looks the exact same

oh yeah um bought some silly putty off amazon and here's why i like it it's not messy like slime and sticky um and it's not like it sticks together so it's not like kinetic sand where it's gonna get everywhere It's kind of like a really nice texture for children to play and mold with.

And it doesn't feel like such a commitment like Play-Doh.

Okay.

I have to Google this really fast.

And

Yeah.

This is kind of like silly putty that's been put into a casing.

Well, you

know.

It's a silly putty that's just inside of a casing.

It's squishy.

What's so funny that you just said silly putty because the other thing that's really hot that our rack has been completely empty is Aaron's.

What's it called? Aaron's putty.

I mean, we can kick it back to in the 60s, it was Flubber.

In the 40s, it was Silly Putty.

So slime has a long, rich history.

And I didn't know what, quote, today's slime was because I knew that there was a zeitgeist around handmade slime.

I don't know all the names.

N- maybe you know, Silly Putty, those kinds of things, but it was really wet, and it was really sticky, and he had gotten it in his hair on purpose.

It didn't just, you know, accidentally tou- He put it in his hair and then worked it into his hair, and because his hair had length, it was stuck.

[laughs] And so one of the employees said, "You know, we, we got out some oil.

But

... that there's certain guys that are interchangeable in a bullpen year to year, and I think that a guy who doesn't throw hard, he's not a big strikeout pitcher, and he had a career year, and then was overused to the point where I guarantee you he left Yankee Stadium after game three with his ha- his arm dragging like Silly Putty.

He definitely was used a lot.

He threw, what? Seven- about, I think it was 78 innings I got here.

that thing.

How about the Silly Putty? Who's buying Silly Putty? Oh, I got the Silly Putty.

I did too, but what was I doing with it? Do you

ever have silly putty go through the laundry and then completely botch the dryer? Were you

stuck in your hair? Not the silly putty.

I got it stuck in my hair and we had to put peanut butter in my hair or something to get it out.

That's the gum trick to get gum out of there.

But silly putty used to put it in a ball then it would bounce or you would take the comic strips and you put it down on the comic and it would be in the putty.

Yeah, a lot of people were.

And white, and white guys, they, they pull the words off like Silly Putty, so you'll have, like, words printed on your forehead.

Tristan, there was a time where a, a, an idiot would show up at your fucking door and somehow convince your mom to buy magazine subscriptions she doesn't want.

Yeah.