Shorts

So I'd like to keep going with my feud with Spirit Halloween.

Spirit Halloween sells a knockoff called Stork in Short Pants.

And I have not sued them yet, because it seems like they're doing it in good spirits.

Halloween.

Yeah, Spirit

Halloween.

Where'd you come up with the idea of sergeant short pants, Spirit Halloween?

Hey, there's genius.

Well, you're Mr.

Shorts, and I followed in your footsteps.

I am Mr.

Shorts.

Yeah, we talked about that.

Short steps.

I was walking around, uh, shopping the other day at a supermarket.

And here in Arizona, a lot of people wear shorts all the time 'cause it's over a hundred, a hundred and fourteen.

Luckily, we're going into our nineties.

And, uh, I was amazed at all of the seniors, uh, with swollen red or have sores on their legs.