Shake Weight

So, um-

Is it like the Shake Weight?

Yeah, it's like a s- like a s- a Shake Weight, basically.

Like, y- you shake the check valve i- and to start the siphon, and then the gravity kinda does the rest.

Those, that's nice for that kinda stuff.

It, it's incredible.

I mean, like, just, just to circle back to this one more time, like, I think an underappreciated thing that science does, and has done, is that if you were to take this freaking thing, I mean, there are, there are Shake Weights-

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... that exist, so I guess people do fall for this.

It's

like the Shake Weight from South Park.

You know, dogs pant to cool themselves down.

We blast.

I think my mom had one or like maybe not the brand name, but something like a knockoff Thighmaster.

The amount of random, the shake weight, the Thighmaster, the shake weight, by the way, come on.

Whoever thought of that knew exactly what they were doing.

Please, like, you know, hold something like that and shake it like that and not have everybody think what it is.

weight.

Do you remember the shake weight?

So I was working at Pantico Bible Church.

And the technical director at the time, Marty, Not going to mention his last names.

And the ads leaned heavily into serious fitness jargon, making the contrast between the pitch and the motion even darker.

Best blowjob ever.

You want a handjob you'll remember forever? Get the Shake Weight.

I will say

bad.

No, it's the, the shake weight.

Yeah.

That's one.

That'll be in there.

The decade.

Which decade do we think shake weight was

from? Well, we had one at the 2010s because we had one at the Ferrells in Altoona.

Because this is not all that it seems.

It's a shake weight.

Gosh.

It's a

second cut.

I really wish the shake weight has worked.

That'd be amazing.

It sucks

Oh, um-

For example, were you ever a Shake Weight girl? [chuckles]

No.

No, I'm, no, I'm not, or have never been, but, you know, people have bought their vibration plates and, like, you know, people do things, and they sign up for Pilates, and they're, they hopped on the next thing.

We have fun, and I was like, "All right, let's just do a bonus round.

Let's get Brad involved." And then I get a text from Isaac who just goes sh- "Do Shake Weight LOL." [laughs]

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I was like, "I can't do Shake Weight, dude."

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