Sellotape

I think...

I mean, we've got quite, we've got quite a lot of clients that sell very non-sexy things, like Sellotape and plastic bags and...

They, they always seem to kind of do really well.

I think, I think in terms of brands that are embracing Shopify really well, have you heard of Drowsey Sleep? They do, like, the sleep masks.

Uh, Dan says, "Did you know dolphins can't eat Angel Delight?"

Did you know that Sellotape on cats makes them walk drunkenly sideways? Fun times.

Love to your mothers.

Right.

Yeah.

And you used to have to try and get a little piece of Sellotape-

Yeah

... and you used to have to add it on the back of the tape.

Is that...

What's in that? That's Sellotape.

That's Sellotape.

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[laughs] Oh, God.

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Oh, no. That's why my space shuttle never worked.

Is it? Well, I've just fig- I'm being watched by spies, or is it Sellotape?

Is it weird that when I hear the loud and awful noise that is...

Sellotape being pulled off the reel.

It makes my head go all funny and my eyes go wobbly and I have to leave the area immediately.

The sound of sellotape.

How Chelsea have bought him, had him have a dreadful season, and then made a £15 million profit is quite something to study, but nonetheless I think he's a really good fit for Forest.

I think he fits what Oliver Glasner wants from the nine with- Chris Wood having knees held together by Sellotape, they needed a nine and obviously Awoniyi was gone.

So now they've got him and Igor, Igor Jesus.

I think that's a good blend.

You know, similarly, my dad had this old guitar he picked up in the army and, uh, he, you know, I sort of commandeered it and wasn't in music as a professional till I was 23, but always obsessed with sound.

And I would cut tape up with, with Sellotape.

Don't do that at home because it bleeds, it bleeds out the edges.

Sellotape, the gunk comes out and messes up your tape recorder.

I messed up.

And my mother was a teacher, an infant teacher, and eventually they got tape recorders.