Seaside Heights

I'm a law enforcement guy.

You know, in Seaside Heights, when we had stuff like this in the summer and all the crazies would come out, same mentality, Jack.

It was FOMO.

It was fear of missing out.

Everybody wanted to be where everybody else was.

And if there was riots in the street in Seaside Heights, we quelled it quickly.

All those people just wanted to be out there and participate because it was fun.

Did you see the riot? Oh, I got a free steak sandwich from Midway.

So we go to the, um, again on the, uh, small waterfront.

So we usually went to like Seaside Heights, so Point Pleasant Beach, and then we'll help the state police, you know, we'll go on a boat and usually, um, Fertilla would have a boat on her own boat and then usually it'll have like the boat on the side it would say Coast Guard Auxiliary and then you have like a detail and then you go on the boat and you just patrol you know you just do like a normal patrol and then with the state police um if they need the help on the water and when we do that for the day um and then i oh i and then i also did the uh boat vessel

he broke again and

see a coast guard sticker oh am i back

I'm going to be selling stuff super cheap.

So come on down if you're in the neighborhood of Seaside Heights, New Jersey, the 24th of October to Heavy Reels Juice Bumps event.

Because we have our hand-painted horror glassware.

And I'm going to be selling it cheap.

[laughs]

Uh, for $5 a day, you can sponsor a Guido in, uh, Seaside Heights." Um, and then af- that night they were like, "You guys are gonna be club promoters tonight.

Pauly's gonna DJ, and you have to go on the boardwalk and get people to come into Karma, and we're gonna give you $500." And I was like, fucking $500? Like, I felt so rich like you said that day.

Actually, the first time I ever did a nightclub appearance after the show, I think I got paid, like, 600, and I was over the moon.

Yeah, yeah

... or, like, you know, go on the water somewhere.

Ours was, you know, Seaside Heights, New Jersey, that whole area.

So I was like, "Let me put in for this show because I'm gonna have my first 21 summer." And I kinda got on as, like, the anti-Guido.

And so, yeah, hail, hail yourselves, go Birds, and fuck ice.

Um, Seaside Heights, uh, a- gotta add this to the Jersey contaminated, Steaks Unlimited in, uh, Seaside Heights is saying-

Everyone's saying Jer- that unfortunately the Philly cheesesteak is moving to Southern New Jersey, and that's not me saying this.

This is from the emails, okay?

Did you ever wear a puka shell necklace? Of course.

I went to the Seaside Heights in New Jersey.

Yeah, of course.

I was a beach