Sea monster

It's like, oh, we don't have any of these monsters where I come from, but every island over here has monsters.

This is the Monster Sea, I guess.

It's the Monster Terranian Sea.

That movie, I really liked the Odyssey a lot.

Why did we just get swallowed? Where are we? Why is there a heart right there? Are we in something's stomach? We're in something.

Try to leave the sea monster.

What? What do you mean? Oh, is that stomach acid? Oh, it's dissolving

me.

Alright, let me look at the quest.

It says try to leave.

Try to leave the sea monster.

Okay, I'm trying to leave the sea monster.

Hey, I saw, uh, I saw Puget Sound yesterday.

Went over the hill, and as I'm going down to the market, I thought of Gallop and Gertie, and the Sea Monster's out there with the, uh, hockey team out here.

I'm like, "Wow, that's right.

They got a hockey team." Forgot about that.

Like, all that, think, "Don't go near that water.

Sea, them sea monsters in there."

See, the truth is hockey's always been here.

There you go.

It kind of reminds, like, the idea that they would take this novel and then integrate it into their movie.

And it's not obvious, like, something like Sea Monster, or what is it? Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters, where it's like, okay, he takes Sense and Sensibility and he adds Sea Monsters into it, right? This is just Iron Sky, The Coming Race.

Nobody knows what the fucking book The Coming Race is.

It's not like Jane Eyre or fucking Sense and Sensibility.

Right.

With Sid from the Sea Monster and Pufnstuf and all their shows.

Mm-hmm.

Lidsville.

I don't know why we're reprinting Dark Cavalry.

Sea Monster Theseus feels way too late because Sea Monster Theseus was supposed to be like kind of the super poly target that you might use against Cooltoon, but we know that deck's out the door.

Phantom of your Bell.

It's kind of fun.

I was starting to get a little scared.

You'll be investigating a sea monster.

A sea what? [upbeat music] Did he say sea monster?

He sure did.

So then why did he transport us onto a dock in Salem Harbor?

Correct, but the reason you two are here is for something much more serious than silly witches.

[gulps]

[gulps]A sea monster?

It's up to them, really.

Does the sea monsters want that? If they do, maybe that gets...

And

do they have the squid sperm that burrows through flesh?

THE SANDMAN'S HOUR.

On an island of rocks out in the ocean lived a sea monster.

His head was large, and when he opened his mouth it looked like a cave.

It had been said that he was so huge that he could swallow a ship, and that on stormy nights he sat on the rocks and the flashing of his eyes could be seen for miles around.

The sailors spoke of him with fear and trembling, but as you can see, the sea monster had really been a friend to them, showing them the rock in the storm by flashing his eyes.

But because he looked so hideous, all who beheld him thought he must be a cruel monster.

one night there was a terrible storm and the monster went out into the ocean to see if any ship was wrecked in the night and if possible help anyone that was floating about he found one little boy floating about on a plank his name was koko and when he saw the monster he was afraid but when koko saw that the monster did not attempt to harm him he climbed on the monster's back and he took him to the rocky island Then the monster went back into the sea, and Coco wondered if he were to be left alone.

"Thou must go to her along the great sea ocean.

There she dwells in the very whirlpool of the ocean with her old husband, the Sea Monster.

But the way thither is hard.

Far, very far must thou swim, and if thou gettest there, 'twill boot thee little, for he will devour thee." "Well," said the Tsarevitch Ivan, "he may chew me perhaps, but he will find me a hard morsel to swallow.