Satan's Little Helper

We're putting down the pink flamingos, we're washing our hands, and we're locking the bathroom door, and we're preparing ourselves for, oh, that's right, it's Halloween time.

The Bee Movie Blitzkrieg special is coming your way with a little movie called Satan's Little Helper from 2004.

Because after spending an entire episode trying to discover who the filthiest person alive is, apparently the only logical next step is finding out who is helping Satan.

Expect Halloween costumes, expect murder, expect a very enthusiastic young assistant, expect a suspiciously enormous bloke dressed as the devil and expect one of the most questionable examples of a childhood role model we've ever encountered in the Blitzkrieg so far.

I would say, yeah, because I remember, I didn't know he picked it.

I remember talking to Rinaldi and saying, well, let's do Satan's Little Helper, which that also is very low budgeted, but at least it's fun.

He remembered things about it.

This...

... conversation.

We're gonna be going back to 2004's Satan's Little Helper.

[spooky music] [projector clicking]

There really is a Satan, right? Satan represents evil, and so in that sense, Satan does exist.

Yes.

What's with all the Satan stuff all of a sudden? Oh, your dad got into this video game called Satan's Little Helper.

What the heck are you supposed to be, Willie? Satan's little helper.

Are you Satan? Can I be your helper? This could be our secret door to hell.

Uh, so let me break this down.

There's a little kid who plays a video game called Satan's Little Helper that looks like it's made with like clip art-

Yeah

...

Like it has that kinda look to it, which I, it looks kinda cheap and whatnot, but it really does draw you in pretty quick.

I love... until like the end starts to lose you a little bit, I feel like it goes on a little too long for what the premise is.

But I don't know, I like the interaction with like Satan and Satan's little helper.

I love how he keeps doing the thumbs up all the time.

Doesn't really hit home for me

... something that I feel like is in the same vein, but I think is a little bit better, and that's Satan's Little Helper.

I think that would be a B tier film.

I know people are huge-

Yeah.

I was really, I w- and I was really hoping for this one because Jeff Lieberman has done some, not my, like, all-time favorite movies, but he, he's made one of my favorite, like, underappreciated Halloween movies called Satan's Little Helper.

Yeah.

Which is like a shitty TV movie from the early 2000s.

... you know, classic red devil suit, and he likes a little game where he plays the devil.

And then a serial killer dresses up as the devil, and they go on a, like, "Oh, we're..." He thinks, 'cause he's, like, what? Eight in that movie.

Now I'm talking about Satan's Little Helper, by the way.

Yeah.

Two picks right off the bat I love.

Number 12 for me is a fun little indie movie called Satan's Little Helper.

Synapse actually put out a Blu-ray of this a little while ago that I picked up.

And I think it takes place actually on Halloween because they're pretty sure they're trick-or-treating.

And performances are incredible from from.

from literally every, there's not like a weak person, like a weak, weak link in the chain on that one.

Um, apparently though, Satan's little helper had a budget of 60, $650,000.

So fuck what I said of $50,000.

I mean, it must be.

I mean, hell, last night I, for some reason, decided to watch Satan's Little Helper again.

Yeah, I

woke up this morning.

Fucking Dougie.

If there's ever a kid character we thought was worse than Bob from House by the Cemetery, it'd be like, nope, it's Dougie.

Dougie from Satan's Little Helper.

Fuck that little shit.