Sandwich

And it's strangely...

It's imported by the Lee Sandwich people.

They're like the... sort of the McDonald's of sandwich makers.

And It comes in that cute bottle because those are the kinds of containers that historically were used to sell fish sauce in Vietnam.

And the supply goes up and down.

It actually has been sold at Costco's in Northern California, where the Vietnamese people just like clean it out.

Or you can go to like Lee's Sandwich grocery stores.

There's only like one or two of them in the Bay Area.

We did.

Jack, I made a new invention of mine.

Proper MasterChef certified invention.

It's called Mega Sandwich.

Okay.

Give us a bucket.

Our next award, ladies and gentlemen, is for Sandwich of the Year.

Now, it'll be no surprise to any of you to find out that this has been won by, of course, Mrs. Bartholomew.

Now, just some stats for you.

is a savior daniel

daniel daniel we could have had daniel we could have had michael vaughn this evening mrs b is a proverbial conveyor belt of sandwiches but which of her sandwiches has won sandwich of the year well Well, the Parish Eleven votes on this one.

And the winner of Sandwich of the Year is Mrs B's baked bean cheese and watercress, which the Parish Eleven said is amazing if you can get it in your mouth before it all falls on the pavilion floor.

Ladies and gentlemen, would you welcome to Ted's very small stage to receive her award, Mrs Bartholomew.

Oh, my God.

I talked to somebody a long time ago who was in that series, and they said we got the biggest laugh out of that, that when we would hear the broadcasters talk about Deli, we're like, call him Sandwich.

You wanted Sandwich on you.

Like, okay, I got that one, Deli.

Yes, Mark.

so uh i want to talk to you about the invention of the sandwich

do tell

The sandwich is named after John Montague, the fourth Earl of Sandwich, a city in Kent, England.

Legend has it that he invented the very portable meal because he was so preoccupied with his biggest vice that he didn't want to stop what he was doing to eat.

So what was keeping the Earl of Sandwich so busy? Is it A, alcoholism and late night cravings? B, excessive gambling? Or C, adultery and multiple affairs.

Oh, my God.

If he's not wanting to stop having sex with his mistress and he pulls out a sandwich.

Yes.

Hi there.

This is Ken, good friend named Big Mike, host of relatively famous New York radio show whose Subway once named Sandwich after.

Hmm, I hear good friend Ken Strode, who again is good friend, having trouble unloading prizes.

I am very interested and also knew what hats he wore on two days for contest.

Oh, look who's being healthy.

Sandwich was the big QP burger, or as they say in Spanish, hamburguesa, with the side of papas fritas.

That means french fries.

Food comes out.