Salomon Kalou

And yes, my kids have joked around.

They're like, settle down, Kalou.

I'm like, you guys better watch out.

I said, I look more like the dude from God of War that I do Kalou because of my beard.

But I get where they're going with that.

So if you see somebody and they've got a shaven head and you hear a kid go, check out Kalu over there.

be an away game song.

So where, for some reason, for about three years, we were singing the Solomon Kalou song that had nothing to do with the players on the pitch at the time.

It kind of faded out, but it seems to have come back with a bit of vengeance.

And I think because Chelsea have put out this communication, there's some rebellious folk amongst our fan base that kind of just wanted to stick two fingers up and say, I'll do what I want.

I know!

I raised Kalou.

You can do better.

Not to distract from the UCL topic, but what you raised there is such an interesting point about a talent going into the environment and having fight or flight.

For every Didier

Drogba, yeah, for every Didier Drogba, you need a Solomon Kalou.

But how much did Trossard sign to Arsenal for? What, it's 30 mil or less around that kind of price? Yeah, but the market is...

80 mil is absurd.

What?

What? Kalou.

Actually, well, Malouda-

They, they, they had-

Salomon Kalou was cold though

...

Malouda

Um, guides it but with power, and I think that is one of the hardest things to do, get connection on the ball consistently and put it in a place.

I, I-- The only player I can ever remember training with like that, consistently would put it in the exact spot Players from Chelsea would know Kalou at training would always hit the top corner in training.

And you can see with Szoboszlai, and it's not a case of going, "I'm changing for the keeper." I think in today's time, you get your statistics, hey, look, the keeper dives this way.

They get the statistics, and they'll know that Szoboszlai goes that way.