Saint Malachy

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The prophecy of Saint Malachy is a divine roll call of popes served up with a side of early medieval mysticism.

In 1139, Saint Malachy saunters into Rome and suddenly has a vision.

It's not just any vision, mind you, but a full-blown papal preview, complete with 112 cryptic Latin one-liners in an Armagh accent.

Each a teaser trailer for every Pope to come until the end of days.

That means keeping its doors open to trade and maintaining a sane and predictable business environment.

It makes businesses nervous, so they stop investing and hiring.

It makes consumers nervous, so they stop spending and start hoarding toilet roll, like the prophecy of Saint Malachy is about to come true.

So, the overlooking Drumcree Church on one side is Sheeran and Oak Gaelic Football Club.

On the other side, St Malachy's Hurlingfield.

So you stand there, you can actually look down at the church.

And being built right there, right there beside St Malachy's Hurlingfield and almost finished now is the Armagh GA Centre of Excellence.

Garvachian Irish means the rough field, which is what the Garvachie Road was until all of this.

And last week, as all this was going on, On the Tuesday night, there was the bingo in the club for the senior citizens.