Rudolph

I love that there's kind of a little bit of horror with it.

I mean, it's Halloween right around the corner and we're getting, you know, this sort of Black Christmas-esque storyline of Rudolph, you know, seizing the means of production and...

Fighting back against the oppressive Santa Claus.

This is really cute.

Ooh.

You have Ginger from Chicken Run, Rudolph from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and the Bandit King from Wildwood.

You know, I'll take Ginger.

I'll take Ginger from Chicken Run.

choice.

I'm going to try to have as many different archetypes as I can.

Now I have Rudolph, Rocky from Chicken Run, and Badger from Fantastic Mr.

Fox.

question.

Justin, what is the name of the prospector who travels with Rudolph and Hermie? Gosh, dude.

We talked about him last month.

Yeah, we did.

Yeah,

because he said he could beat up the abominable snowman.

No, I said he would be good on a team that would go against the abominable snowman, as he was in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

Yeah.

me.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed

Reindeer.

I was thinking Mad Scientist.

No way.

No, Charlie Brown was the worst take.

That elf in Rudolph is fucking trash, bro.

He sucks.

yeah wow how's your kids how's william he's good he's he's my son's age he's got exactly he's

living with us he uh finished at usc with an art degree and he's just been trying to launch you know like uh he's he was working kind of in the art world like doing sort of handyman stuff for galleries and artists

and

different little side gigs.

Yes.

Like back in the days where you wore blazers with rolled up sleeves, he did a couple movies.

He was the star of a couple comedies where he was supposed to be like Bill Murray, like the sort of comic leading man but supposed to kind of be handsome and everything.

And it didn't work.

November 1st comes around, crack that thing open, read it through November, get yourself in that Christmas mood.

And then, like, as you get closer to Christmas if you wanna watch, like, Rudolph or, you know, Santa Claus is Coming to Town or Elf or whatever, you can do that then.

Read this book in November.

[laughs]

He then turned his attention to the inflatables in the front yard.

He tore through all of them, popping Santa, killing Rudolph, tearing through the Grinch, and unplugging Frosty.

Standing in a pile of now-dead Christmas cheer, he changed his attention to me.

I could tell he was looking at my Jack Skellington mug, so I said aloud in a shaky voice, Sorry, it's actually a Halloween movie.