Rosalie Hale

Okay.

You know, because he's supposed to be like Rosalie's brother.

Gotcha.

Rosalie and Jasper Howell.

Okay.

They're twins.

He is single to your streak, you know? Yeah.

And like but like he has a stepsister or foster sister named Rosalie.

That's another thing, too, very common in these romance in these romance romanticy teen novels.

Also, our girl shout out Sarah J. Moss does this, too.

Cause I'm like, oh, I go for more of like the stronger looking man rather than the Twinkie guy.

And yeah, so that's, that's me.

But I think it's funny that Rosalie refers to Emmett as that's my monkey man.

Yes, I saw that.

I'm like, absolutely not.

You could tell the actress who played Rosalie, you could tell she was like,

okay yeah i know like imagine trying to be loving and comforting towards an abomination

abomination is truly the right word oh yikes but i'm gonna put a i'll put some in the show notes probably uh apparently there was with mackenzie foy being on the set i can't i don't even know how old she was but you know very much younger than everyone else the director had a swear jar Where they couldn't, you know, swear on the set.

Archie.

Royal.

Not Rosalie.

We're Royal.

Beetlegoose?

Beetlegoose? And then the only other name I had was Rosalie.

I think it's Rosalie.

Yeah, there's Rosalie is one of the sisters, quote unquote, you know, like they're not all related.

I put her as Sleeping Beauty, Aurora, completely disinteresting, has no real personality.

And she's gone for a majority of the film and you don't even realize it.

And Bella's world changes when in walks another group of kids, the Cullens, who all look like models who are too old to go here.

Jessica fills her in, saying they're a group of foster kids who moved down from Alaska a few years ago, that Rosalie is with Emmett, that Alice is very weird and is with Jasper, who always looks like he's in pain, and finally, Edward Cullen.

As Jessica says, he's totally gorgeous, but apparently nobody here is good enough for him.

And Edward's kind of smirking as he goes by, because he can hear the entire thing.

You've got Jasper spinning the bat around and playing with it, which people are still asking him to do at conventions and for short videos.

Carlisle pointing his bat.

Rosalie calling Emmett her monkey man.

Robert Pattinson laughing, seemingly breaking character in this moment and giving his co-star the finger.

And, you know, the same thing with, the other couples.

Although Rosalie does explain that she chose Emmett because he looked like the little boy.

Like he had the same dimples, I think she mentions.

So she like kind of chose him, but then they also were very compatible and so i kind of wish she gave the vampires a similar soulmatey type of magical thing that the werewolves have with the imprinting uh just to make the edward and bella thing a little bit more believable

And it's like, that's not, love like i don't i don't think so at least like i don't find that romantic like if you like if you genuinely believe in souls and if you don't have a soul you're going to hell for eternity after you die because every no matter how immortal you are vampires can be killed you probably will die at some point so like that's a messed up thing to do to somebody that you say you love

Yeah.

I don't think she really thought out a lot of their, like, background stories because even, like, Rosalie's origin story is – questionable because she is like, I wish somebody was there to vote note for me, but she doesn't seem to have any resentment towards the Cullens.

But if she feels that strongly about Bella becoming a vampire and not having a choice when she does have a choice, like she wants this, I don't know.

Yeah.

And, you know, Edward makes a joke of like, oh, you know, it took a whole decade to be around Emmett and Rosalie.

Yeah.

Oh, a decade.

We find out more about the other Cullens, though.

We find out why Rosalie's such a bitch, and apparently she was raped and she just like-

She's angry

... goes on a killing spree.

The-- Everything is just very chaotic, very fast.

Rosalie-- Alice tells Carlisle, tells Rosalie where Alice is going.

Rosalie tells Edward that Bella killed herself.

Edward calls the house and is like, "Can I speak to Charlie?" And Jacob says, "He's at a funeral." [mouth pops] Hangs up.

He's planning the funeral.

She's like, "This is about your guys' safety as well.

The Volturi are never gonna leave us alone until I become a vampire or I'm dead.

So, you know, what, do you guys wanna have to every however many years deal with the Volturi coming and what that could look like, or do you wanna just turn me into a vampire and then we can all just chill?" They vote, and everybody pretty much votes for Bella to be turned, except for Edward, obviously, and Rosalie, which is very interesting.