Robert House

Is Tamar the Tamar region? As this is the second battle for this year's Lance Commander Tournament, we're just going to breeze through a couple of quick rules and reminders before we get to the match.

3600 battle value, no more than 4 mechs, and the heaviest tonnage mech is the Lance Leader.

Whichever team takes down the enemy's landslider wins the match, with a laundry list of tiebreakers that we haven't needed to pull out since we reopened the lists.

But it's basically tonnage, then surviving tonnage, then damage inflicted in case anyone needs a reminder.

And that signals the arrival of our mercenary warriors for this week.

Hailing from Graceland and fielding a total of three mechs, we have the Wreckers.

First on the ramp is the Wreckers' lance leader, Robert House, in his Cataphract 1X.

You know, a lot of people say the Cataphract is a silly-looking machine, all gangly, with weirdly jointed legs and strange bending arms.

So one example would be Justin Theroux's character, Mr.

House.

The house always wins.

Doing all these kind of super odds calculation machines to work out who is trying to blow the world up in a nuclear apocalypse.

I'm Rafi Silver.

I play Robert House's decoy on Fallout.

Yeah.

Otherwise known as Bobby Apartment.

...

I've watched from the shadows.

I felt very Robert House-esque-

Yeah

What is the dinosaur?

On what specific date and time did Robert House's mathematical models first predict the world would end? Was it October 23, 2077 at 9.42 a.m.? Was it April 14, 2065 at 5.20 a.m.? Was it

april 14th

2065 at 5 17 a.m or finally january 14th 2026 at 3 a.m i

Mm-hmm.

Okay, question four.

How does Robert House primarily manage his public appearances during the pre-war summit in Las Vegas and in general for the last 10 years? Does he wear a customized power suit to hide himself? Is he a digital projection on a big screen? Does he speak exclusively through Victor or does he use a human body double?

It's a big green screen.