Rob Schneider
American actor and comedian
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Sep 9, 2026
One Day To The Anniversary
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Rob SchneiderGUEST
But I said, "You know, Charlie was the closest thing to an angel of anyone I've ever met." I, I was inspired by him and blown away by him and h- and humbled by him.
CARSON DEFENDS KIRK'S LEGACY, MALONEY RALLIES THE FIGHT | CHARLIE KIRK SHOW
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Rob SchneiderGUEST
I, I, and I, as I said to, I texted you last night, and it's gonna make me cry, but I said, "You know, Charlie was the closest thing to an angel of anyone I've ever met." I, I was inspired by him and blown away by him and he, and humbled by him.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
And one of the last texts I, I, I had to him, and Andrew, you know, you, you were, you were so much closer to him and knew him for so many years, and he just...
We'll Do It LIVE! with Bill O'Reilly - Summer Special | Part Two
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Rob SchneiderGUEST
No, it was in Chuck and Larry, where I played an Asian minister, and the, and it really was.
KT Behind the Tape: MSG Night 1
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61:37Pat O'NeilPANELIST
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Rob SchneiderGUEST
Very funny, really witty, really quick, and you can tell that, uh, that you don't mean any of that shit, so that's good.
680. Rob Schneider: What Hollywood Insiders Won’t Say Publicly
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Rob SchneiderGUEST
And I'm telling you, these, um, these guys, I get calls, and I'm not lying about this.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
I mean, literally, like Academy Award-winning actor, uh, son called me, and he's like, "I wish I could talk like you do, you know.
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RE-RELEASE - Rob Schneider Pt 2
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Rob SchneiderGUEST
He's got a new couch, and I go, "This is, well, we have m- we've changed." Nice.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
And all of a sudden, so we go, uh, so we go to a place that we wouldn't have gone the first season, 'cause I remember, like, uh, he lived...
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Matt Gaetz Show - Rep. Anna Paulina Luna, Cleta Mitchell, Rob Schnieder, Cliff Maloney, Sean Feucht
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Rob SchneiderGUEST
If you love your culture, if you love your country, it just takes one generation to lose it.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
I mean, this infatuation with communism, it doesn't take much of a grok or ChatGPT or Google search to realize that this is a proven failed system that has cost 100 million lives just in the very last century.

Lauren BoebertHOST
And why is this happening under Republican leadership? And why aren't more people in power treating it like the national security issue that it is?
RE-RELEASE - Rob Schneider
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Rob SchneiderGUEST
[laughs] You know what it was like? It's like it's gotta be one parent who's missing- Mm ...

Rob SchneiderGUEST
And another one trying to make up for it who has also got problems because she's with somebody who's emotionally and physically not available.
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Ep 394 | We're Taking the Culture Back | Guest: Rob Schneider
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Matt KibbeHOST
They resent people that came up with a good idea and grounded out and made a billion dollars.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
You have these, I think the term you're looking for, they self-identify as morally superior.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
And they seem to be isolated in academia, which does, I mean, it is really nice to fly in a private plane, but you would have to accumulate a certain amount of wealth and be successful at your chosen field to be able to have that extraordinary luxury to do that.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
And so you have a class of people, and academia is up to words of 97% liberal.
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Guns, Borders and America's Future
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Jason ChaffetzHOST
Tell us, w- how did you see this? How did it come, uh, how did you become aware of it, and why did you do what you did? Explain to people what happened there.
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18:31Rob SchneiderGUEST
there.Well, um, Major League Baseball decided to, uh, threaten to fine, uh, three San Francisco Giants, um, pitchers who were, you know...
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18:47Rob SchneiderGUEST
Uh, you know, while they were also, um, you know, not forced to wear a pride, uh, emblem on their hat.
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18:57Rob SchneiderGUEST
Uh, but still, I mean, the, the idea is if you don't wear it, somehow you're a bigot.
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19:01Rob SchneiderGUEST
And, you know, you have these, um, you know, Christians have deeply held religious beliefs, and the idea that you can just force them, uh, into, you know, doing something that is against their beliefs is, you know, that the Major League Baseball can make that decision.

Jason ChaffetzHOST
What is, what is America 250 and our celebration? What does that mean to you in your heart?
6/19/26 -- Dan Ball w/ Dr. Robert Malone, Lt. Col. Robert Maginnis (Ret.), Rob Schneider, and Dean Cain
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Dan BallHOST
But moreover than that, just standing up and saying something, because you were one of the few actors to stand up and say something this week.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
Well, there is, you know, the idea that we have to participate in anything that's against their deeply held religious beliefs is against their civil rights, for one thing.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
And the Supreme Court already ruled on this with the, you know, the gay cakes.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
There seems to be – look, the gay community has won their rights, their long-fought-for rights for equality so that nobody can persecute them for the – you can't fire somebody for their sexual orientation.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
And they wanted – they should get – if they want – you know, the same benefits that other couples would get.
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Why Trump Changes Everything About Iran
Jun 17 · 1h 18m

Rob SchneiderGUEST
it, it's the hypocrisy of it, because, you know, these, you know, ballplayers, baseball players as well, took a knee.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
They actually did do that, not just the football players, but baseball players, too.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
And none of them were reprimanded for taking a knee during the national anthem.
Why Trump Changes Everything About Iran
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Rob SchneiderGUEST
it, it's the hypocrisy of it because, you know, these, you know, ballplayers, baseball players as well, took a knee.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
They actually did do that, not just the football players, but baseball players too, and none of them were reprimanded for taking a knee during the national anthem.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
So you, you have, um, uh, uh, just a kowtowing to this particular extreme leftist ideology, and everyone...

Rob SchneiderGUEST
And if you don't, uh, comply and you don't, um, go along with it, you don't...
ROB SCHNEIDER SLAYS THE MLB, UK VIOLENT GANG HORROR | CHARLIE KIRK SHOW
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Rob SchneiderGUEST
Rob? Thank you, and I just want to say that these guys get the league minimum.
Tighten The Terms: Trump Reportedly Sends Revised Iran Peace Framework
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Rob SchneiderGUEST
Spencer! No, they, the Democrats have their ideological captives, and they're not letting it go.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
The thing is that they've convinced their, their people that, uh, uh, it's just no matter how bad things are, it would somehow, these people are so evil, it'll be worse.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
It's like, yes, your entire town burned down, but imagine if it was burned down by someone who was transphobic.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
Can you imagine? You know, at least the person who was burned down at least had, you know, there were rainbow colors to the flames, you know? So the, yes, it's, yes, there's a lot of human poop, but imagine if that poop was conservative.
Peter DoocyHOST
And, uh, that is the experience for a lot of people that live there, a lot of people that visit, but is that gonna reach enough people to advance?
Gilgo Beach Updates with Laura Ingle, Comedy with Rob Schneider, and Hollywood Trivia with Theo Lewis Clark
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45:09McGraw MilhavenHOST
When did you guys all of a sudden become on the front lines of all this stuff?
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45:13Rob SchneiderGUEST
We never – they put us there because of these totalitarian morons trying to ruin the language and the culture.
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45:21Rob SchneiderGUEST
It's – look, if you have an opinion, you're automatically putting yourself on the front lines in the culture wars.
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Rob Schneider: You Can Do It!
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Rob SchneiderGUEST
Well, when I was canceled, or attempted to be canceled for speaking on behalf of parents who, uh, believed that their children were fine, and then after a series of mandated shots that was required for them to go to school, vaccines, um, and the p- the pediatricians told them, and society and the media tells them that there was no problem at all, that it's perfectly safe, and that their kids would be fine, and then the kids were never fine again.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
I'm not, I'm not talking about autism that's, you know, that you see in the news and things where they show it's the eccentric kids who focus, hyper-focus on particular things.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
I'm talking about screaming, violent kids, kids head banging, having to be in helmets.
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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal — Which Makes Me A Fascist"
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Rob SchneiderGUEST
How do we ruin it?" Well, um, there is a divisiveness happening because there is a void.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
Charlie, uh, that void, and people trying to take it, take it and, um, and fill it, and sometimes in a negative way.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
And I do think there is a, a negative thing happening, and, and it happens with, with any group that would take power.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
The liberals obviously abused it, and now it's the conservatives' turn, but there is a certain ugliness.
Highlights of We’ll Do It LIVE! With Bill O’Reilly
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Rob SchneiderGUEST
Well, it was really great because we lived in a place, um, that, uh, money didn't really matter.
REAL AMERICA'S MUSIC @ CPAC, MARCH 26TH, 2026
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Why I Left Hollywood for Christianity with Comedian Rob Schneider
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Rob SchneiderGUEST
Is this gonna land? Is this, is this joke gonna land? Are they gonna be with me? Are they gonna hate me? Are they gonna boo me? That's there.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
And for people who've been on stage, I remember when I was a young man first doing stand-up, and I remember one time bombing on stage, and the only way I could describe it best, 'cause I said, "I wanna remember this.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
This is an educational moment." And I remember it really felt, Frank, like my ears were melting off of my face.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
And I went like, "Wow, this is painful." And I said, "Now I gotta remember this." And I, and I said, "This has to be informative because I can't let this audience or anybody get to me like this." But they still, you still have to let it get to you, otherwise you're a zombie or a robot.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
So in that sense, you know, um, you know, the need as a performer to express yourself, for whatever reason, Mommy didn't give you attention or whatever, that, that maybe gets you into the profession.
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Rob Schneider Annihilates Fauci and Talks Norm Macdonald Documentary
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9:37Rob SchneiderGUEST
Well, what, what you're opening up is a chasm here, and, and what you're really saying is that there are people that can ...
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9:42Rob SchneiderGUEST
This society is particularly susceptible to bad faith actors, for people to come in without the best intentions and to abuse the system that has afforded, afforded them these incredible freedoms and luxuries.
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9:56Rob SchneiderGUEST
I mean, the thing about this, this co- this, this country is if you get in, oof, you are lucky.
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10:05Rob SchneiderGUEST
However, if you come in with the bad intentions, or you come in here and you realize there's a system that you could really corrupt and that, that, that could be corrupted to benefit you by ...
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Rob Schneider
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Rob SchneiderGUEST
You know, to me, the guy who was the most talented that I, when I grew up, was, uh, you know, as, as a young comedian, was seeing Dana Carvey.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
Dana Carvey, he wasn't even famous nationally, but in San Francisco, you could not get in to see him at a club.
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“Khamenei’s Odds at 60% To Fall” - Why Khamenei Fears Trump but Laughs at Reza Pahlavi
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Sometimes when you build that reputation up as a person that when you say you're going to do something, you do it, that's all you need.

Rob SchneiderGUEST
If you go back to the Shah of Iran and how he was pushed out because Iran was getting at that time 16% of the oil profits in 1952 from the predecessor to British Petroleum.
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“Kimmel Is In A WAR” - Rob Schneider RIPS Late Night Hosts
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What's going to replace it? Anything? Is it going to be like podcasters and YouTubers like Kill Tony?
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