Road Warrior Hawk

Now, let's get back to the championship scene.

Unfortunate as it may be, the Russians are no longer the world six-man tag team champions, and the awesome Road Warriors, we're talking about Animal and Hawk, and the great American Dream Dusty Rhodes are now the world six-man tag team champions.

But- [cheering] And don't let me take anything away from, because to represent, woo, the National Wrestling Alliance and be called a world champion in any capacity is a tremendous feat.

But I still happen to be, and to the dismay of a lot of you out there, the world's single heavyweight wrestling champion, making $1 million a year passing through life in jet airplanes, limousines, fine clothes, and any woman in the world I want, just like that.

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Now, Road Warrior Hawk, with that massive body like a Greek god and the brains of Jethro Bodine.

[crowd cheering] The next time I see you, Hawk, it's gonna be Philadelphia, and I'm gonna slap you in the face, and I'm gonna take that respirator off your back that enabled you to [gasps] breathe for 30 minutes of what I'm gonna hand out, big daddy, and that's World Championship form.

What the heck going on?

Come on, Baby Doll.

Baby Doll, Baby Doll.

Really plastering the Road Warriors.

What the heck going on?

Come on, Baby Doll.

Veuillez jouer de manière responsable.

[crowd cheering] [upbeat music] Look at Hawk! Where? Tried everything! Hawk goes right after him.

Oh, Philadelphia and The Bash!

Oh! Look at it.

Hawk crosses wreck line-

[upbeat music] World Championship Wrestling, bringing you great wrestling action, sanctioned by the NWA, National Wrestling Alliance.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to World Championship Wrestling.

No, they haven't.

Backstage again.

Road Warrior Hawk apologizes.

But he apologizes to us as Mike Hegstrand.

The real name of Hawk.

In his Hawk makeup.

He apologizes for being wasted.

And not being able to perform properly.

Whatever that means.

What? Animal.

Road Warrior Hawk.

Fucking.

They were not part of KBC.

that shit.

Animal and Hulk can't say that shit.

Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson can't say that shit.

The Midnight Respects, you can name any tag team.

But that is what that is.

My day, folks, since you asked, I met Road Warrior Hawk's daughter.

Like, I had a long conversation with her because she came into my store and started talking wrestling.

And I know Hawk's career very well.

I think we're kind of seeing the show we're going to see, even though aesthetically things might change.

Um, I don't see it as like nineties Nickelodeon at all.

I think I see it kind of like aughts, uh, spray paint street, Tony Hawk pro skater kind of like, that's what I'm seeing.

Like, I don't see the children's thing.

Well, back in the day, you know, a lot of people don't know, a lot of guys got real in there, you know what I mean? I was in one night with these two guys who had passed, Steve, Dr.

Deb Williams, and Road Warrior Hawk.

I was in the ring with them one night, and I think Hawk, hit Doc just a little bit too hard.

So Doc looked at him.

[laughs]

She gets off those Road Warrior Hawk looking Zubaz pants that you know she's wearing-

Oh, yeah

... and they're not the same color as when she bought them.