Riff

Also, he is the owner and executive chef of the three-Michelin-star restaurant 11 Madison Park.

He now has a premium meal kit out called Riff, which you can find at Target and eatriff.com.

Chef Daniel Hulme is here tonight.

It's great.

played by Roland, a 35-year-old plumber with zero acting experience and a regrettable mullet.

And finally, Riff, Tony's best pal and the leader of the gang, the Jets.

played by Phil, a 47-year-old insurance agent who I think had gotten the kitchen staff to come along by giving him a good deal on car insurance.

And he had spent one summer as Tevye in Jackson Hole's production of A Fiddler on the Roof.

And if there was romantic chemistry between the actors playing Anita and Bernard, though, it would have been illegal.

So we just kept our distance from each other as much as possible.

The actors playing Riff and Tony, who were supposed to be best friends, also seemed to really detest each other and kept finding ways to punch each other when they were supposed to be punching the sharks.

The kitchen staff didn't know any of their parts, but we have to go easy on them because they were playing both the jets and the sharks.