Richard Herring

I got confused.

I'm Richard Herring.

This is my friend and long-term sexual partner, Alice Loafer.

That's not true.

I'm Jiggy Knee.

I go first.

I'm Richard Herring.

And I'm Ali Slotha.

We need to know.

This moment, this is like Stephen Fry admitting for the first time that he attempted suicide on Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre podcast.

This is the level of power and import that this moment might hold.

And this is nothing like the time in which I told Matty about the fact.

happy hour on Six Music.

i think it's going to be a good one today because i'm already actually in a good mood and i don't know how it's happened i woke up before my alarm this morning and i just thought let's just get up and have some grapes i went downstairs i had a smoothie and some grapes i've already had four of my five a day it's not even ten past ten so i'm in a naturally good mood which can only help and it's going to be a cracking show anyway after the happy hour 4d as usual in at 12 o'clock richard herring will be in at 11 o'clock so we're gonna have a lot of fun you need to text in any happy stories it's going to be slightly themed this week i'll tell you more about that after but don't forget generally any happy stories and good deeds that you've done if you think you might be we've had one in already that's a pretty impressive one and comes from amsterdam which always helps.

So if you've done a good deed, 64046, johnricheson.6music at bbc.co.uk.

I always like to start with a little good news story, which mainly for me is just football at the moment, which is exciting again.

You can hear the very unique acoustic there.

I think you'll find it's got a special sound to it, that track.

Um, we will do a few more, we'll do the good deeds, I think Richard Herring is standing by, so I think what we'll do is I'll read out a few of the good deeds, then we'll decide on our good deed, I might even get Richard to decide, and then we'll, I think this geek thing is rolling on beyond happy hour.

Um, I defend the right to not stick up for you as a geek after happy hour is offended.

My halo is shining today, Heather in Burgess Hill.

So if you can surpass a good deed which is basically messing around with a dead cat, then 64046 or johnrichson.sixmusic at bbc.co.uk and we'll go through the rest of them after the news at 10.30. Supergrass there and Richard III.

It's the happy hour on BBC Six Music.

John Richardson's happy hour on Six Music.

It's incredible.

It's Richard Herring.

Thank you very much.

You're much better than last week's audience.

We

had this audience in from New Milton.

Welcome to Richard Herring's Let's Stop Traffic with Wild Horses podcast.

I was hanging around in Lonnie's Angling Centre.

No, I think it's...

I mean, bearing in mind what the subject matter is, it can't get more offensive than this, can it? But let's just say that when he came to Norwich to be interviewed by Richard Herring, I was going to see Richard Herring's podcast, you know, when he does a tour.

RIP.

His tour.

Yes, yeah, sadly.

And he interviewed Joe Pasquale, and I was in the front row, and he said, oh, by the way, Richard, would you like to see my pile, a photo of my piles before they got the operation? Oh, my God.

And Richard Herring, very beautifully, just said, no.

He said, well, perhaps I'll show the front row, and he did.