Reveille

... willy-nilly.

Uh, Reveille from A&M, is there a, a Reveille statue?

Florida, Florida State got a...

What's his name? Bowden.

Oh, man.

Yeah, you feel that? Do you hear that? That's Truman giving it to Lassie, the stupid dog mascot for A&M, while those rebel yell leader cucks all just sit there and watch and cry.

And then they see Texas playing Oklahoma and they're like, oh...

I wish I had some of that.

Well, I'd like to introduce you to a local five-star general and the official school mascot here at Texas A&M.

This is Miss Lady Reveille.

Now, this is no ordinary pooch.

This dog is treated like a queen on this campus.

[laughs] Erin?

Yes.

What's with the rubber band on Reveille? I mean, this is a beautiful dog.

What's with the rubber band around her snout? It-

She has to bark.

And the sophomore cadet takes care of Reveille.

If Reveille jumps on the bed, the cadet has to take the floor.

That's crazy.

No chance in hell I'm ever doing that.