Renesmee

She won't stop.

So he goes up to the eldest daughter's room and we see that it's Renesmee, right?

Yeah, it's the same actress who plays Renesmee.

So we just call her Renesmee the entire movie.

Renesmee is in the last Twilight film.

Yeah.

The daughter of Bella and Edward.

Yeah.

I think they have an argument to be made.

And then we have the mystery of Renesmee.

What is she? Why is she murdering Bella?

What's

Yeah, but it could have, but the family would have been

murdered.

I, like, kind of would have loved to see, like, a time jump where Jacob and Renesmee, like, would have left for a time period, and maybe, like, Edward and Bella and, like, the Cullens would have... like, prep them to be like, I don't care what happens, like, don't reach out for, like, another ten years, and then maybe, like, the epilogue, we would see them, like, kind of come back to...

Just so

Okay.

I just hate that he imprinted on Renesmee.

Like, obviously, that is just

the worst part of the book.

It's so gross.

You know how the...

You've seen how Renesmee looks in the movies, right? Yes.

Yes.

And now we've got to name the baby some stupid name.

Either we're going to name it Edward Jacob or Renesmee.

Okay, this is where another very fun fan theory comes in.

You will notice that Bella's character is hyper-focused on this baby being a boy.

Whatever you name your baby needs to be the name of whoever they are when they are 30, when they are 60, when they are 80 years old.

They have to theoretically stick with this name, right? Mm-hmm.

So why would you name your child Renesmee and then have to deal with the fact that the entire fan group, we have collectively agreed to not call this baby Renesmee.

And I'm going to stand by that.

I, it's, it's, yeah.

Sometimes they hit that real uncanny valley where it looks like, you know, the doll Renesmee from Twilight, but-

Correct

... as a grownup.

I'm sorry, did you say Dodge?

Because I'm pretty sure the child's name is Renesmee from the final Twilight movie.

Wait, Vanessa, is that Robert Pattinson's catchphrase? I'm Robert Pattinson.

Once again, I'll remind Matt, he's editing this.

This is going to be the shortest episode we've ever released.

And the upcoming primetime.

So would you say that the child, Dodge, looks more like Renesmee from the last Twilight movie? I might be saying that name wrong.

Or do you think this child reminds you more of Chucky from that Chucky reboot? reboot that came out a couple years ago that's the

I'm like, oh boy, check this out.

It got a little too jumping the shark for me by the end with the Renesmee and everything.

The baby with eyes open.

plugging out of its head or whatever was going on there sure um yeah can't say i'm a big fan and someone did the edit of jacob seeing renez may and playing careless whisper over it

It doesn't matter.

Like, is it reminding you of like Renesmee and Jacob? Like you, the like imprinting thing.

Yeah.

Like she was a baby and he imprinted on her.