Renault Mégane

But there has been a few clangers.

I mean, I just think of your Megane cab.

No, no, no.

My Megane cab is not even close to the worst because it was, for the most part, a functioning vehicle with a full window.

Up there, in the worst cars I have owned, is a 1980...

I want to say 5.

It's come warm now, and the bees are sniffing round the white azaleas.

A man in a black baseball cap, black T-shirt, and black jeans gets into a black Renault Megane, and a large wood pigeon alights on the canopy of one of the neat row of slender galvanized streetlamps.

A man in a Huddersfield Town shirt leans on a wheelie bin to sing the whole of the R.E.M. song Losing My Religion from start to finish at the top of his voice.

'If the car's not there, they'll not be in,' says the next-door neighbor.

I get sad.

So if the M3 is there, because the Megane is away at the moment, that should be back very, very soon.

It's having a cage and whatnot put in.

But the M3, I'm hoping, will do the tidying over of the exciting, roughty, naughty, spicy car.

Uh, smart driving mode automatically switches between eco, comfort, and sport.

We would've seen this on the Renault Megane.

And there's also a new Q- Qi 2 wireless charging, phone charging that we would've seen on Skoda Peak.

Updated 4G compatible eCall system and Google Gemini AI integrated into the infotainment system.