Red Bull Simply Cola

Literally, this also goes back to when I was 19 years old, I used to drink the Red Bull colas.

If anybody remembers those, there was a Red Bull and then a Red Bull cola.

i don't even remember that actually

so

We were out drinking and I saw the TV in the corner.

It was like a scene from a movie.

And it showed it was a news report of traces of cocaine found in Red Bull Cola recall.

And I'm like, are you fucking kidding? There was so much cocaine in the Red Bull Cola that it showed up on my drug test and got me suspended from work for two weeks.