Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

He's the reason children should be afraid of Christmas.

We have the movie Rare Exports.

Terrified.

This one is going to be an interesting matchup because I think that the Bell from Hell was not a big fan of rare exports.

Now, I could be wrong, but I believe that's the case.

I don't know what you think of the other one.

Versus Finland...

Uh...

That will be followed in November with Chloe Zhao's Hamnet, of which I was part of the VFX team, so I will promptly ruin everyone's love of that movie when I tell them all the explosions and flying robots were, in fact, not real.

And then in December, our festive offering is Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale.

Tickets available on the Landmark Theater Ilfracombe website for the delightful price of only five of your earth pounds.

Very good.

Um, so I think this colored my, uh, my answer a little bit.

So, um, one of my favorite Christmas horror movies is a film called Rare Exports, um, which, uh, I think is, is reasonably well known, but a lot of people haven't seen it.

But it's essentially set in rural Finland-

Mm

It seems like there's a real collective group of, of brilliant horror filmmakers are ma- making really, really great stuff.

There's, um...

Talked about Rare Exports, but the, the director of that, a, a chap called, um...

I'll butcher his name, but, uh, Jalmari Helander, um, he made...

The Forgotten and one of the best zombie films to come out in a long time, Shaun of the Dead.

2010, Rare Exports.

If you've ever seen, you want to see a really great Norwegian Christmas horror film, Check out Rare Exports.

Good movie.

Good movie.