Rapier

I don't...

Rapier, is that what that means? Because let me...

I'm not...

This is-

Ooh, you get a four.

You get the Rapier of-

Crossbow of Dragon Teeth?

No.

Damn it.

No.

You get the Rapier of the Beast.

Next to your normal rapier, there is a second one, one that seems a little bit more dr- dramatic, uh, decorative, but it's got like, um, almost an animal's claw as like a hand guard onto it, and as a beast master, you can, three times per long rest, you can add your beast's attack roll to a normal attack roll.

Might be your rapier.

I think my rapier is the vex weapon.

Rapier's vex.

Yeah, cool.

Yes.

We're taking Pirate Lifter off the...

Oh, we got Rapier Lifter.

Rapier Lifter.

Is that how you say it? Rap- rapier-

... is it rapier or rapier?

Rapier, I believe.

Rapier.

Yeah.

We're gonna go, we're gonna go, uh, what is it? Rapier? What is, a cutlass? We're gonna go cutlass to cutlass.

Cutlass, cutlass to cutlass, and I will pronounce it-

Yeah

Yeah, and the next attack.

And then we go in for the Rapier.

Okey-dokey.

Go for it.

Okay, great.

There is a school of thought in Rapier.

Some people have argued that what you want to be doing is like really sudden and really, really deep lunges because it keeps your head low and it kind of keeps you out of range of the other person.

And there's a school of thought that says that's just dumb and gets you killed.

And a sword.

Rapier sword with a basket hilt you've seen in the pictures.

Why don't you tell it all?

I'm going to.