Randy Orton

So all in all, it worked.

I coulda did without, I could have done without the hokey booking at the end and the overbooking of the referees going down and Cody kind of beating himself by looking at Randy Orton and not delivering the punt kick.

Cody made himself look like a complete fucking geek.

He had Randy out there calling his wife all these different names.

Uh, he punted him in the face at WrestleMania and left him with one eye, bloodied and bruised, and Cody did not wanna deliver the punt kick.

Bro, you deliver the punt kick no matter what.

It doesn't matter who Randy Orton is and what Randy Orton means to you.

So we saw him kind of diving into this, "Should I do it? Should I, should I not do it?" And he's pulling his hair out and he's sitting there all dejected, and Randy Orton's just sitting there laughing.

So what does it say? It says that night one, here's the lineup.

Randy Orton, get ready, versus Cody Rhodes for the Undisputed Championship.

Now, you may be saying to yourself, "Well, what are you, what are you talking about? We, we just had that." And we did.

We did.

Okay.

Let's go.

So it's saying the night one main event, by the way, is Cody and Randy Orton.

LOL.

[laughs] Da-da-da.

All right, so we had Sunday night's main event, Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton, where predictably we had the moment of, like, Cody Rhodes, can he go down and be the dark, nasty version of himself? Where do you think I was going with that, Sancho?

What do you think? You think-

No, you-

When Cody was lining up Randy for the punt, cut to Brandi, cut to Mama Rhodes being in dis- a belief disapproval that they're about to watch their son or/and husband cross the line that he can never return from.

Like, they know that he's about to cross, uh, change the morality of himself to forever be different.

But instead we get the same thing of, like, Randy Orton literally doing the same thing.

Can Randy punt kick somebody? Da, da, da, da, da.

We'll be intrigued.

But right now, Randy Orton, Randy Orton up.

Yeah.

Randy Orton up.

Because, uh, Randy's, what, what's he at now? 13, right? 13 ti-

14.

But this is an all-timer boo-boo face.

This is a man who, like, the pinnacle of his career by his own admission was getting absolutely geeked out by Randy Orton at WrestleMania.

Like, this is a man that does not hold himself to a high standard in terms of-

Right, right, right

What are we doing?

He's gotta put on chin locks.

Randy Orton is the model of their, of who they want their wrestlers to be.

Yeah.

fucking upset about something I don't know what it was but I had to watch this match now to see what was making this man so upset it was just kind of a boilerplate bad Joe Hendry match that he lost to Dom Mysterio because of course he is Joe Hendry wasn't gonna beat Dominic Mysterio so I don't I it couldn't have simply been that there had to be another reason why Joe Hendry was so upset but this is an all-timer boo-boo face

This is a man who like the pinnacle of his career by his own admission was getting absolutely geeked out by Randy Orton at WrestleMania.

Like this is a man that does not hold himself to a high standard.

Right, right, right.

You're absolutely lost.

And Obafemi's the same way too, and we're going to get to Obafemi here in a little bit because the way that they're treating him is – it's gonna work well either for him but if you can't maximize these two guys and you can't figure out like that these two guys need to be pushed and need to be maximized as much as possible it's you that's the issue and and that is it you know it's not oh brown breaker oh you can't do this so you can't do that who fucking cares what he can't do like just accentuate what he can do for god's sake what are we doing

locks randy orton is the model of their of who they are

it's infuriating And again, I don't think Braun Breaker is a great worker that you want to have a WrestleMania main event with who goes 25 minutes.

i want them to do something

yeah i want them to go a little i hate i hate to be the guy who's like oh give me the attitude error but i feel like they need to do something a little more you know have people do do vignettes where something dastardly happens Randy Orton burning a house down or some shit like that.

I want more of that

stuff.

We'll be intrigued.

But right now, Randy Orton up.

Yeah.

Randy Orton up.

Because Randy, what's he at now? 13,

right? 13? 14.

Next match is the last match of the night there.

Randy Orton beating Cody by pinball.

You see what you get when you don't involve the celebrities.

But I will say,