Pumpkin pie

Patroclus was in constant attendance on the king and used to stand all day in his antechamber.

Daphne had a position of great responsibility, for she superintended the baking of the pumpkin pies.

And Aeneas finally married the princess Ariadne Diana.

They were wedded in great state by fifty archbishops, and all the newspapers united in stating that they were the most charming and well-matched young couple that had ever been united in the kingdom.

The stone entrance of the pumpkin giant's castle was securely fastened, and upon it was engraved an inscription composed by the first poet in the kingdom, for which the king made him laureate and gave him the liberal pension of fifty pumpkin pies per year.

The following is the inscription in full.

Here dwelt the pumpkin giant once.

"Oh, Hannah, you haven't had anything to eat.