Prosciutto

And then you're standing talking to someone and you've got bits of tomato in a semicircle around you and then you're like, do I pick up all my tomato now? Do I just walk away and leave someone to slip on my tomato? That's the worst.

Prosciutto's the worst.

Anything tomato-y.

So I was at an event a couple of weeks ago because I've been at a lot of events because I've got a lot of time on my hands these days.

Yeah.

I'm Prosciutto, dude.

You are Prosciutto.

You're, yeah.

[laughs]

I went to their Little Italy location and I got their New Yorker.

And then I went to their Brooklyn location and I got their Lindistry, which is Burrata and Prosciutto.

And all three were very different.

So depending on who the pizza yolo is, who's making the pizza, there's going to be subtle differences.

May I submit my nickname for this gentleman? Yes.

Prosciutto.

Prosciutto.

Another smart joke.

I did let him walk my dog with me and he was like, his dog, like my dog went to the bathroom and he goes, no, you do not pick that up.