Prison warden

But when I knew, when I understood what graft and corruption there was in our state, I decided it was time for me to take an active interest.

Well, if we get Warden Cooper in the governor's chair, things in this state will change for the better.

I hope so.

But the machine that controls things in this state isn't going to give up without a fight.

And I can promise you it won't be a fair one.

You mean that they'll try to discredit Warden Cooper in the voters' eyes?

Certainly.

There's a ring of racketeers and mobsters in this state headed by one man.

I decided it was time for me to take an active interest.

Well, if we get Warden Cooper in the governor's chair, things in this state will change for the better.

I hope so.

But the machine that controls things in this state isn't going to give up without a fight.

And I can promise you it won't be a fair one.

You mean that they'll try to discredit Warden Cooper in the voters' eyes?

Certainly.

There's a ring of racketeers and mobsters in this state headed by one man.

Stays of execution? Meaning they would have their death penalty removed.

So, pretty much he's saying win or die? Yeah, and he told them that it was the Warden's idea.

Well, they didn't have a reason not to trust him.

Saban had special privileges granted by the Warden.

Man, I bet everyone was rooting for them to win then.

I wouldn't count on it.

The report on the prisoner's impressive second wind certainly added to the public's renewed outlook on the penitentiary.

However, there were still people who weren't happy with Alston's changes to the prison.

Because not a lot really happens.

Like, it is pretty easy to sum up the points of this film of Warden feels emasculated because the inmates at the prison hate him, but they hate him because he is an evil, evil human being.

And then the warden decides he wants to put them all in a human centipede because he steals his partner's idea.

And then the centipede happens and then the governor says he likes it.

Um, but yeah, the plan is, like you said, we're going to keep you hostage.

Warden, you get baby up into your office, put her in a prison uniform and walk her out.

And he goes, the warden's like, or no, it's the warden's wife goes, that's completely insane.

Best line in the entire movie.

Uh, come in, Mr. Templar.

Oh, Warden, how are you?

Oh, just as gloomy as ever.

Sit down.

Oh, I see.

You know Tommy?

Hmm, he did some work for me years ago, Warden, that's all.

I didn't even know he was here in prison until I got his letter.

First of all, Peoples, how do you explain these newspaper headlines? Just look at this.

"Williams, chain gang murderer, to shoot his own rifle in prison." And this, "Warden approves gun-making by convict."

Yes, I, I know about the headlines, sir.

"Despite efforts of Warden Peoples to keep it a secret, this newspaper learns that his pet prisoner, David Marshall Williams, serving a 30-year term for murder, will test his gun with real bullets tomorrow at the prison farm, now known as the Caledonia Seed and Gun Club."

Why should I listen to this bunk? Most of it's just lies, and you know it.

Why should any of it be true? You've made this Commission the laughing stock of the country.

Ghislaine Maxwell allegedly boasted about her VIP treatment in prison, including private visits, with snacks.

The convicted sex trafficker took advantage of her highly unusual relationship with the jail warden for the perks, according to private emails.

Yeah? Somebody checked out Warden's bank account.

Is she getting paid off? Why does she have a special relationship with any inmate? Never mind Ghislaine Maxwell.

Maybe James Comer and those functioning morons that are on the GOP committee.

Are you sure? Tonight? What time? Well, if you say so.

I'm sorry I got you out of bed, Warden.

Would you mind telling me what that was all about?

Well, I don't know how he did it, but he's done it.

I think I found out what I wanted to know.

Let's go back upstairs and say goodbye to your friend, the warden.

Now, Warden, I just stopped by to thank you.

Well, are you satisfied that Maximus is still behind bars? You were saying before, Warden, that Max was a model prisoner? A big improvement since he first came, yes.