Prego

He said that there is no perfect pasta sauce.

There is only the perfect pasta sauces, right? He was commissioned, I think, by Prego to figure out what the perfect flavor of pasta sauce was.

And his insight, if you can call it that, was that there is no one perfect flavor.

There is only the perfect flavors.

yeah, we're serving

Prego.

Mike, no one will know.

They'll know! You can taste the difference! Oh, we can put that on the restaurant sign.

We don't need him.

We do need chefs, and we do need waiters, and we do need silverware and cutlery, and we need someone to make this pasta and sauce.

I cannot believe we're going Prego opening night.

That can't be a thing.