Post Grape-Nut Flakes

All time, man.

Fucking Grape Nuts.

All time.

Fucking Grape Nuts, dude.

Yeah, sure, Matt.

Sure.

I like getting all the carcinogenic dyes that it had.

Yeah, it was great.

You get this thing, and it doesn't come in a box, you know, like Kellogg's or what's the other company? General Mills? General Mills Post.

Like Grape Nuts.

That was weird, and it had its own weird box, and it was very, very dense.

I love Grape Nuts.

I'm a Grape Nuts fan.

You know what's great on Grape Nuts? A ton of sugar.

No, I just put raisins.

Oh, John, you got to get off the raisins.

foraging guide called Stalking the Wild Asparagus.

But then he also made a Grape Nuts

commercial.

I'm Ewell Gibbons.

Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible.

Natural ingredients are important to me.

That's why Post Grape Nuts is part of my breakfast.

This wholesome cereal is made from wheat and barley.

fiber

oh i could use i act i'm my fiber's pretty good i'm not gonna lie in that brand that grape nuts i feel like i feel like it's moving through pretty well okay i'm a big grape nuts fan really oh yeah a lot of cereal Oh, we are a big cereal family.

Gosh.

We love cereals.

I didn't know I was dealing with a psychopath over here.

Okay.

Listen here, Grape Nuts.

All right.

Yuck.

The cereals that are like for adults, like grape nuts and like, I would even put honey bunches of oats in this category, right? They're kind of just like plain cereals.

Throw on some Phil Collins.

Pour yourself a bowl of grape nuts.

Go to your accounting job.

Noble profession.

But they're not like, they're not exciting.

I like

I've always been mystified by Christian science.

It's sort of like the cereal my mom used to give me when I was a kid called Grape Nuts.

Do you remember Grape Nuts? Ever looked inside a box? Are there any grapes at all? There are no grapes and there are no nuts.

It says Grape Nuts.

All there are inside are flakes.

No grapes, no nuts.

I didn't say

Grape Nuts, thankfully.

Oh, my God.

Do you imagine if I pick Grape Nuts? You know

the people that used to eat the Kelshi? Oh, yeah.

We used to call them Sticks and Twigs is what we used to call them because it just felt like...

and Scroggins.

What's the deal with Grape Nuts? I mean, no grapes, no

nuts.

Couldn't tell you.

That's all I get.

If Grape Nuts were still around, I'd have that as well.

Are Grape Nuts not still around?

Oh, is it? This may be like Bob Euchre.

I forgot he was dead.

Didn't know Grape Nuts were gone.

I think that was one of my favorite moments where I was like, oh gosh, he's dead and TJ doesn't know it.

RIP Bob Euchre.