Port Richey

dude it would have been a nightmare uh these guys oh my god I just want to say their name because they crushed RMP Auto.

RMP Auto in Port Richey, your new Port Richey.

They could have taken advantage of you, dude.

They could have said, okay, dipshit, you want a fucking new motor? I was rolled over with my

I've been trying to figure out how I'm going to get this fucking piece of shit that I'm paying for the next 60 months away from a town that's 200 miles away into a place where I could drop it.

Why is it 200 miles away? Because I was in Port Richey visiting family

when it broke down,

when it broke down.

[laughs] Hold my beer.

For our next Florida story, we go to Port Richey, Florida, who is in our report almost every week.

What is going on in Port Richey? I can't figure it out.

For right now, I can tell you that they have a police chief.

This Florida Man has been a policeman since 1981.

He took over the Port Richey Police Department in 2016.

He's stepping down now, and when he was asked, "Why are you stepping down now?" He's like, "Well, I was asked to by the mayor." The mayor says, "No, that wasn't my call.

That was the city manager's call." The city manager, he says, "No, it goes down to the city councilman." And when they ask City Councilman McClary, Malarkey, whatever his name is, he said because the police chief was investigating the mayor on some criminal charges, and he was trying to get him to back down.

And it's just a little tougher.

My grandpa used to fish down and out of Port Richey in the Gulf and the shallows.

And he he'd whale on the sea trout with planer boards.

He'd put them out and fish them just like we would fish walleye.

You haven't heard the stories.

We go to Port Richey, Florida, for our first story, where a guy after dinner says he's gonna go jet skiing.

Now, when he posted on Facebook, "Hey, anyone wanna meet me up here at the mouth of the river?" There are a few people that leave a comment to say, "Hey, man, you better get in before that big storm comes." Well, he definitely got out before the storm comes, but while he's out jet skiing around, he sees a bird that gets caught up in a fishing line, and he wants to be a good guy, so he goes, and he jumps off his jet ski, and he swims over, and he untangles the bird from the fishing line.

Turns out his injuries are only minor.

Let me grab s- a, a bunch of the calls have dropped off that were on hold, but a couple are still on hold.

Let me grab Ken in Port Richey.

Hey, Ken, you're on the MJ Morning Show.

Hi, Ken.

Waking, I cry, Oh, is this your buried treasure? The light in the heart? End of chapter one of Monday or Tuesday.

Recording by Liz Morant, Port Richey, Florida.

LizMorant at gmail.com Chapter two of Monday or Tuesday by Virginia Woolf.

This LibriVox recording is in the public domain.

All the time the motor omnibuses were turning their wheels and changing their gear.

Like a vast nest of Chinese boxes all of wrought steel turning ceaselessly one within another, the city murmured, on top of which the voices cried aloud, and the petals of myriads of flowers flashed their colors into the air.

End of Kew Gardens Recording by Liz Morant Port Richey, Florida LizMorant at gmail.com Chapter 8 of Monday or Tuesday by Virginia Woolf This LibriVox recording is in the public domain.

Recording by Elizabeth Morant The Mark on the Wall Perhaps it was the middle of January in the present year that I first looked up and saw the mark on the wall.

It's 1.025 The Bone.

Tomorrow, we've got a liquid lunch happening at 11 o'clock at the Hooters in Port Richey, right there on the water.

Beautiful spot.

You got the Hot Girls.

Another chance at winning $1,000 is coming up at 10 o'clock.

Then after that, I'm leaving here to go pick up Bobby Kelly, and he'll be in the studio with us tomorrow.

And then immediately following the show, we'll be headed over to Hooters in Port Richey for the big liquid lunch, kicking off the weekend.

We'll be out there at Bud Light.

Two parents of the year from up in Pasco.

Two Port Richey parents are looking at felony child neglect charges.

Their six-month-old daughter died.

Why? A blood alcohol level of a .383.

I mean...

Did they give any information as to how the baby was in a bottle? Did they force feed this baby this alcohol? Did the baby get into

something? So the parents, 36-year-old Jesse Waldroop and 27-year-old Desiree Uzenboilu, they were interrogated by the cops up in Port Richey, and they said, we have no idea how the...

Baby got the alcohol in the system.