Pornographic film actor

... whenever I see a porn star, but, uh, yeah.

And so, [laughs] so, no but I, I, seriously, people like, why are we looking at porn stars almost as if they're daughter, this, like, with dignity, but we can't see a homeless person with dignity?

That's true.

That's so fucked up.

[laughs]

And so, so...

No, but I, seriously, people like, why are we looking at porn stars always if their daughter this, like, with dignity, but we can't see a homeless person with dignity?

That's true.

They just found someone who looked like her.

A porn star who looked like her and said, yeah, we making this.

Yeah.

You know what? The thing about Lauren Bobert, what's her other fucking name? Man, she got porn star looks.

Yeah.

Like, she just looked.

I mean, she wears those little, especially when you got those damn catch-me-fuck-me glasses on.

You know that term.

Governor

whoever that porn star was.

Yeah, Governor Porn Star.

That probably would have been the name.

Governor Porn Star.

Probably.

It'd be Saz with S-E-Z.

Between...

Former porn stars Jesse Farrar and Stephen Hecker on their five

nights a week.

Well, only one of us was ever on Chatterbait.

Okay.

Now, now here comes the point where you feel old, where you start to realize that most of the adult stars that you, that we, you know, have like really pined after over the years are now like old retiring and going on another path.

careers

well I mean yes because as we've always said there's always the next new hot young thing right no

Women don't pay for dick.

we're not counting because technically they're playing for a strap-on or pussy depending upon which side how they want to get fucked that's the question but but also as I said does being a porn star increase your stalking needs so thoughts

um yes and no you're going to get, as a porn star, you're going to get more, you will get higher clientele, but a lot of the time, too, if you're advertising on a lot of the sites that are for local, then you're still competing with the local rates.

Especially if you live in that city.

Which is where I'm looking for it.

For you, what have you noticed that was different? Because like I said, you've been in the business for a long time.

You've been in the business as a regular escort to a porn star.

Content creator,

Yeah, so we were talking, and this will be interesting to hear what you've got to think about this, Penny and Darren.

We were talking about retired porn stars that are like stunningly good looking women, but have fucked hundreds and hundreds of people.

It's literally recorded and it's online, all that stuff.

So the question that I would start with, we'll start with Darren on this one before Penny talks.

Dave, just to go back to the earlier thing, we were talking earlier about body count and what's too much and what's too little.

If you were about to date a dirty, dirty ho-ho, what body count is

too much for you? Dude, my nickname is Porno Dave because I dated two famous porn stars.

You didn't watch...

True.

Or be with a porn star.

Exactly, exactly.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We did some...

It was an event that you were involved in called How to Date a Porn Star.

Yes, well, yeah.

So I ended up being Shane's World and they were shooting this little bit for one of their college invasion movies.

And it was me being a college age girl go on a date with two porn star guys and they would do little competitions with me and whichever one I wanted to work with, I got to work with.

So did you want both of them? I did.

But there was there were some deciding factors where I had to pick one.

I'm not here for their security issues.

I mean, I watched the interview with a guy who was one of the guys who was actually fucking Diddy's wife, Cassie.

And he's like a porn star or used to be a porn star, I think.

And he was just describing how he had the surgery where you get the like...

hit.

So all four could be a porn star this week.

All four could be a...

Okay.

Oh.

Oh, okay.

I'm going to go porn star.

Yeah! 80s and 90s porn star.