Ponytail

Everybody's favorite.

Ponytail's good.

He comes with the thumbs, which is exactly how I'm posing him on my shelf.

I'm literally just making him ready to pose.

I recommend to any dad who's got a young daughter who, who has long hair to, to get along... 'Cause I think they're everywhere.

There, there's quite a big one, which I think it's called Pints and Ponytails, [laughs] and like dads go along and they have a drink 'cause they're bloody lads, and they do like ponytails on mannequins and stuff.

That's taken over the country.

That sells out.

Yes.

Ponytails.

So much hair.

I'm sorry.

Okay.

The heading reads, Murder Kroger, Man with Ponytail...

I can't believe I'm actually posting this, but I haven't made that much eye contact with a stranger in ages.

It was around 1045 p.m. at the lovely Murder Kroger in East Nashville when we saw each other on multiple aisles and then at the self-checkout.

[laughs]

Ponytail.

Oh my gosh.

Imagine a life without a ponytail.

That pony was everywhere.

What the fix a pony? Ponytail.

Oh, the ponytail, right.

Yeah, that pony was everywhere.

Hey, do you guys want to not be outside? We're not really meant to leave the door open.

Also, Ponytail, kid, what the fuck is your name?

I'm Vandell, and I brought my boss here to buy weed.

The biggest eye roll.

Yeah.

Ponytail.

And our last bombshell.

Information female and most...

No, it was not.

I think it was Girl with the Ponytail because it was as screechy as our other singer.

Yeah.

Yeah, that sounds right.