Playpen

My daddy took me to do X, Y, Z.

And credit to my mama, like my mama wasn't hardly around when I was younger, but when my mama came around, she took us down the street to McDonald's and let us play in the Play Pen.

If she had a few dollars, she would buy us a burger, and like we can get some candy from the store- Mm ... and get some Now and Laters, and we was happy with that.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

And so I was just like, man, you know, she wasn't there all the time, but when she was, I'm like, man, we tore that fucking Play Pen up till we was musty.

How, um, how do [laughs] how is the relationship with your [laughs] mother? Me and my mama talk.

Like, I wasn't raised by my mama.

After the 68th season, it's turned out to be a block-busting trade for the Orioles.

Playards won 47 games in two years here.

Bobby Tolan.

Fouls are back.

Tonight, we're stepping away from the chapters for another one-shot POV written by the incredibly talented Phil The Little.

This one is called Playpen Surprises, and let's just say, sometimes being put in the playpen isn't the end of the fun.

It's only the beginning.

but before we jump in tonight's episode is sponsored by land of genie and speaking of surprises we're celebrating one year of tales after dark with our biggest giveaway yet thanks to land of genie there are multiple prizes up for grabs so make sure you head over to our socials and find the giveaway post for all the details on how to enter you really don't want to miss this one Alright, I think we're ready to enter the playpen.

Right where you both belong.

Bye.

And that was Playpen Surprises, another one-shot POV written by the incredibly talented and cute Phil the Little.

Hopefully you enjoyed that little trip to the playpen and all the surprises that came along with it.

Wow.

Playpen.

Yeah, that was fun.

That was fun.

Like the other day she put a hair clip in her mouth and me and our nanny like freaked out because she didn't swallow it or anything, God forbid.

But she's really, I can't have like choking hazards lying around the house while she's exploring, you know? So I really think as an anxious mom, Playpen is the way to go, but let me know what you guys do.

Alright, so other than that, I might answer some of your guys' new questions at the end, but one of the big topics of this episode I wanted to talk about is, well, as you guys know, my breastfeeding journey, like...

I really think it's just coming to an end.