Pitchfork

That'd be cool.

beer maybe? They got the same shit.

You'll see Tom's River Stick Beer, that fucking lager they produce or whatever.

It's all gone downhill.

Well, you know, the Pitchfork, they have, they have this annual thing now where they, they have, you know, they, they do a spell.

They do a, a, a ceremony-

Right

You know, gardening tool assumptions here.

Now, obviously in my brain goes Pitchfork, which incidentally is how Orlando Bloom was killed on an episode of Midsommar Murders.

Pitchfork.

So, like, Scythe maybe? Because I'm not entirely sure on...

1940s Japanese agricultural tools specifically so like but my brain is like aside like what could you like impale someone with without stabbing and I'm like fork pitchfork I mean you could do it with a trowel but you would need a lot of force and I feel like that doesn't really work in the whole self-defense scenario But yeah, I think like big scythe, little scythe, those little wee scythes, you know the wee ones? They're kind of...

one word.

Pitchfork.

Yes, yes.

Horrible.

Like 1,000%.

Pitchfork.

Torch.

Hunt them down.

And if the principles work, they don't work because some devil with horns and a...

Pitchfork made them up.

That's not why they work.

They work because they are based on the principles of, I'm just going to say universal laws because I feel like that's the best term for it, that God created, okay? Yes.

I'm doing it.

Hey, everybody, Google Pitchfork Kids by AJR right now.

That song's fucked up.

Oh, Colin.

Oh, what's image

number three? Hold on.

Pitchfork versus Dryden.

Here we go.