Pipe

Dr. Redacted.

All right, we're moving on to SCP-15, Pipe Nightmare.

Object class is Euclid.

Special containment procedures, SCP-015 is impossible to move, and it is contained on site.

ranging in diameter from 2.5 centimeters to over 1 meter.

Some pipes appear new, while others are rusted and leaking.

Pipes have been reported as being made of bone, wood, steel, pressed ash, human flesh, glass, And granite.

No pipes composed of lead, PVC plastic, copper, or any other traditional material for the production of pipes have been found.

Want a picture of you and, and some words that describe our ethos, you know, the character of the organization." So I wrote five words: do a good turn today.

And I found a cool picture of me doing a big backside rip at, uh, at Pipe.

And I like to think that those words took me on a different path during my career because finally I was doing, I was doing something that was, was for community and not just for me.

And I think that, y- you know, my involvement there and, and, and, and, and, and kind of the, uh, maybe the positive impact that I try to create through my career helped in that decision.

Getting hammered like Hammurabi at, [laughs] at Waimea.

[laughs]

I tell a story about courage and commitment, paddling over the edge at low tide, 12 to 15 foot bench at Pipeline.

I tell a s- beautiful story about being with my late son on this m- magical Chumash ground here about deep interpersonal engagement.

The data smudged there, even on the archival records.

That point's labeled row zero, old survey code, it matches one of the numbers Pipe muttered last night.

Kira looked sick.

You think he knew? I think, Anna whispered.

Do y'all know when I left the studio and I got back home in the wee hours in the morning, that dishwasher was not hooked up.

There was an old raggedy dishwasher sitting in the Pipes, cords, towels and things and tools and stuff sitting around.

The new dishwasher was in place.

I opened it up, but I was like, well, I shouldn't test it because this looks totally unfinished.

People, I think, you know, maybe back in the day, like the '70s or '80s, like just, just putting a aftermarket muffler on was enough.

Like, "Oh, that's super cool." But now people want [clears throat] these crazy exhaust systems with the, [clears throat] you know, crazy headers and X-pipe or two X-pipes, crazy mufflers, J-pipe resonators, like to make this specific sound.

And so I think my muffler fits in well because you can have your perfect headers, X-pipe to whatever, and my muffler in a straight pipe mode isn't gonna change that sound.

And then in two seconds [clears throat] you can totally tone that down or the middle volumes or it's just crazy.

So I think mine will fit in different because the gas market does have other variable mufflers.

They dug up the backyard of one of the mock bells.

Found $526,700 in Palmer's Pipes.

And Jewelry and Millad had buried two of his luxury East really top-end watches worth $25,000 each when the police found them.

Millad was very sad.

It had an axle-back exhaust on there, but it had stock pipe all the way to the cats.

And I wanted the whole thing cat-back.

So I had the thing all re-piped with X-pipe and all that.

And it had a cold air intake, a carb-legal one.

I had to make sure that there was a carb-legal one on there.