Phyrexian Processor
Magic: The Gathering card
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Sep 2, 2026
Phil BlechmanHOST
life.
Phil BlechmanHOST
So this is, like, Phyrexian Processor is pre-modern's Merit Lage, right? Like, you just play some amount of life gain die deck, and then you Processor, pay more life than your opponent's life total, and that's a one-shot.
Zac ClarkHOST
I mean, who needs a one-shot when you can just keep creating tokens?
Phil BlechmanHOST
Because the goal is to one-shot, Zach.
Phil BlechmanHOST
life.
Phil BlechmanHOST
So this is, like, Phyrexian Processor is pre-modern's Merit Lage, right? Like, you just play some amount of life gain, die deck, and then you Processor, pay more life than your opponent's life total, and that's a one-shot.
Zac ClarkHOST
I mean, who needs a one-shot when you can just keep creating tokens? Because the goal
Phil BlechmanHOST
is to one-shot, Zach.