[laughs]

Yes, it is another triumphant return of, I guess we can call this the Six Colors Pundit Showdown? The Clockwise Pundit Showdown? I don't know.

We didn't work it out ahead of time.

Anyhow, I'm, uh, uh, stealing, uh, Dan and Micah's show today because I'm a terrible person, and it's April Fools', so why not? Why not, uh, throw things into, uh, utter chaos? Um, in case you don't remember, and why would you, it's been 10 years since we've done this.

Um, this is a show generously borrowed from the, uh, uh, format for Fighting Talk, a BBC podcast, where, uh, I ask questions, these folks will provide answers, I award points, we declare a winner.

That's how it works.

Let's meet our contestants.

Wow.